Toothpaste

[MonkeyF0cker]

Jesus. When did buying toothpaste turn into more than a 10 second affair?

When I was a kid, there were about six things to choose from. You either got Crest, Colgate, or Aquafresh. Now every brand has 80 different flavors or gimmicks. Sensitive teeth, whitening, baking soda, with Scope, etc., etc., etc. What the fuck? Just put it all in one fucking tube and be done with it. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[Bread]

I really hope this thread goes in the direction that I think it will

Wheeeeeee!!!

 

[wal66]

Someone's gonna end up turning this into a gay thread. Someone will make the connection between toothpaste choices and an underlying desire to suck kok. You watch and see.

 

[Bread]

Someone's gonna end up turning this into a gay thread. Someone will make the connection between toothpaste choices and an underlying desire to suck kok. You watch and see.

I didn't see THAT coming!!

 

[Mrs. X]

You're kidding, this stuff is amazing. C'mon! Max Fresh Breath Strips.

No really, I love this stuff. Sometimes I just put it on crackers and eat it for dinner.

 

[Polaroid]

I laugh at people who brush their teeth, it's all part of social acceptance. You need to look no further than French and German female underarms. It's aesthetics. Pure and simple.

 

[Mrs. X]

Bread, put some Max Fresh on your balls and post a pic.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I laugh at people who brush their teeth, it's all part of social acceptance. You need to look no further than French and German female underarms. It's aesthetics. Pure and simple.

The one additive that I failed to see in any line of toothpaste was hair removal. I think you may be on to something big here, Polaroid.

 

[Bread]

Bread, put some Max Fresh on your balls and post a pic.

Nice try dick! That will burn my little ballies!!!

But on the other hand, my ball-teeth would be beautiful!!!

Hmmmmm....

 

[Blitty]

Pizza flavored toothpaste ftw

 

[roguejuror]

I laugh at people who brush their teeth, it's all part of social acceptance. You need to look no further than French and German female underarms. It's aesthetics. Pure and simple.

really not Polaroid's day, eh moldy?

 

[Swarmy]

the government puts mind control drugs into the toothpaste. Then they tell you that you have to use it every day so you use more and more of their drugs. That's why I only use whole grain alcohol and a sea sponge to clean my teeth.

 

[RayRay]

i wonder if gay guys brush more? seems like grabbing the phallic tube and squeezing it might be stimulating to them...
(is this what you were talking bout wally?)

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm not so sure it would have more to do with the phallic nature of the tube or with the fact that they just got done gargling semen, Ray.

 

[Archie]

I've always loved colgate

 

[Bread]

RayRay I just wrote you on Facebook.

(Wally no peeksies!!)

 

[RogueScholar]

The last Consumer Reports toothpaste review listed Arm & Hammer Advance White as the most effective toothpaste and Ultra Brite Baking Soda & Peroxide as the best overall value. I get Ultra Brite most times and get the limit of Arm & Hammer when it comes on sale.

This post just made me weep for my lost youth.

 

[Radish]

teeth are over-rated