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Swarmy
animals are food. if they don't want to be food they should be higher in the food chain. Most vegetarians are just looking for attention anyway. "I'm a vegetarian but I still eat eggs and fish." What?? Eat a fucking hot dog and shut up.
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Very well put Swarmy. It sounds like you've thought alot about this issue.
 
that being said, if you want a pretty rug or stuffed head for your house so you can brag about your big kill, get a fucking knife and go chase down your kill and take it down by hand. Using a high speed projectile to kill something is nothing to brag about you arrogant fuck.
 
reno cool
Mrs.X when you get your pet goat will you name him Patty Vendito? That would be an excellent name.
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Oh yeah, I totally forgot that we're in the market for a goat. Goats are supposed to be excellent companion animals for horses. Romeo the horse looks pretty bored standing out there. Naturally they're supposed to be in herds so I can imagine that standing out there in an enclosed dirt corral when he's supposed to be roaming around on a grassy plain eating all day and socializing with his buddies would probably make a guy a little listless. First I have to enclose the bottom half of the corral with chicken wire and build a keyhole feeder. Thanks for reminding me, it's on the list.

We will not be naming our goat Patty Vendito.
 
RogueJuror
excellent thread gamelive

i wanna retire raise free range chicken and grow pot and have a pet duck far from a city, fuk it.
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Sounds a lot like my life, but I feel comfortable advising you that ducks make lousy pets. They're noisy, they shit everywhere, and they're pathologically needy. When you ignore the duck, it will proceed to pester your other pets looking for attention, making your whole herd edgy and uncomfortable. Ducks are also among the dumbest creatures you will ever meet that's not a turkey. If a duck is thirsty and you start pissing nearby, the duck will waddle over to drink the puddle. Doesn't matter if the fucker was standing two feet from the water bowl, he'll quack his way across the yard to drink the piss. After it drinks the piss it will want to follow you around and jump on your lap with its piss-dripping beak. If your luck is like mine, you'll get a duck that doesn't like to be in water so you're bereft of even the peace which comes from watching ducks float around on a pond.

In short, pet duck = bad idea.
 
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