Would you rather love or be loved?

[Badnina]

To love. I'm a giver. What can I say?

 

[Matty]

Teela, I think I love you.

Please don't push me in the woodchipper.

Yup yup it's Cougar, ready with the one-two checker
Gamelive's is in effect but I'm the wrecker
Track 'bout Teela shakin rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin but relaxin
Robyn, is packed in a jam like a closet
Beats bound to get you up, cold flowin like a faucet
Not mean to make you sit, not mean to make you jump
but Bread make the hotties in the party shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair (UH!)
I like the stylish clothes you wear (UH!)
It's just the little things you do (UH!)
That makes me wanna get with you (UH!)

Wood. Chipper.

Too bad that would make for an annoyingly big sig.

Cougar I liked it.

 

[Cougar Bait]

I was always taught growing up the way to a woman's heart is through repeated misogynistic rap lyrics.

This is unfamiliar territory Matty.

 

[Matty]

I was always taught growing up the way to a woman's heart is through repeated misogynistic rap lyrics.

This is unfamiliar territory Matty.

Can't help you there - I was taught growing up that the way to a woman's heart was to stand there like an idiot.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I was told the way to a woman's heart is with a rib splitter.

 

[Badnina]

I was told the way to a woman's heart is with a rib splitter.

I think we have a winner!

 

[wal66]

Nina, rib-splitter not toiletpaper roll splitter, Nina get your mind out of the gutter ya naught girl.

 

[Teela]

Nausea... hitting.... Vomit....rising....

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nausea... hitting.... Vomit....rising....

Bulimia is a bitch.

 

[Teela]

MF, I would rather starve than throw up. If only I had the willpower, I would be the best anorexic ever!

 

[pico]

mutual love is the best. one sided love can lead to misery...no puns intended...go watch the movie, misery

 

[Cougar Bait]

Teela,

Bum stiggedy bum stiggedy bum, hon, I got the old pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
But I can fe-fi-fo-fum, diddly-bum, here I come
So peter piper, I’m hyper than pinochio’s nose
I’m the supercalafragilistic tic-tac pro
I gave my oopsy, daisy, now you’ve got the crazy
Crazy with the books, googley-goo where’s the gravy
So one two, unbuckle my, um shoe
Yabba doo, hippity-hoo, crack a brew

That's pretty much my exact feelings, and very heart-felt

Matty, I couldn't toy with this romantic genius

 

[Mrs. X]

I had such a good reply to Reno and I come back to discover I didn't post it. I can't post it now because Muddy has already replied and that would make my reply useless.

One more reason to install Firefox:

lazurus

I use it on an almost daily basis since this "punishment computer" is infested with tricky spirits.

 

[Rubyn]

Muddy, I haven't read through the three pages of responses yet, but I think you need to be more specific with your definition of love.

Are you speaking of romantic love? Maternal/paternal love? Compassionate love? Spiritual love where many love their 'Lord Jesus Christ the Savior' or other miscreant?

I can't jump into this until I know for certain.

 

[Rubyn]

The idea of loving but not being loved back has variables. Like my ex got something out of it for a time - she was so happy - and it could have lasted much longer.

But I can imagine a situation where you love someone that you simply can't have at all. That would be pretty awful. Little secret: I was in that situation once upon a time.

I'm sure after being loved for five years without loving takes its toll on a nigga. Glad one of you cut the ties, Muddy. Life is too short.

So your thread was about romantic love. Once upon a time, I took a Sociology class in college and the professor brought up the arts. What is the #1 theme in most forms of art? Romantic love. Human beings crave romantic love, even if it at first presents itself as lust. Hence the many movies, songs, stories, poetry, etc. that revolve around this very topic. Maintaining romantic love is a completely different story all together.

 

[reno cool]

I'm sure after being loved for five years without loving takes its toll on a nigga.

Robyn, Mrs.X got you outcapitalized. Maybe you can try your title in red.

 

[Rubyn]

Robyn, Mrs.X got you outcapitalized. Maybe you can try your title in red.

Oh, I see. It's a competition now. Well, I know how to play this game. I think.

 

[Mrs. X]

Oh, I see. It's a competition now. Well, I know how to play this game. I think.

You and me can work it out in the mosh pit.