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oh man foreign town

got to be careful.

once i was stumbling around drunk in downtown medellin at 3am (not a good idea) and I met this hooker, so i took "her" to a nearby hotel that costs $3 for an hour, when i turned on the light I realized she was not in fact a "she" and I tried to run away, but they wouldnt let me out of the damn hotel.
 
got to be careful.

once i was stumbling around drunk in downtown medellin at 3am (not a good idea) and I met this hooker, so i took "her" to a nearby hotel that costs $3 for an hour, when i turned on the light I realized she was not in fact a "she" and I tried to run away, but they wouldnt let me out of the damn hotel.

...so what happened?
 
...so what happened?

i think they wouldnt let me out cause something bad was happening outside, cause i got out in a few minutes and ran back to my hotel. i cant believe i used to stay down there. spent like 3 months living in a hotel there. i wont hardly even go there now. id dont less mrs durito wear her ring (she goes to school down there) in the middle of the day.
 
got to be careful.

once i was stumbling around drunk in downtown medellin at 3am (not a good idea) and I met this hooker, so i took "her" to a nearby hotel that costs $3 for an hour, when i turned on the light I realized she was not in fact a "she" and I tried to run away, but they wouldnt let me out of the damn hotel.

I hardly ever use this phrase, but find it appropriate here.

Pics or ban.