Who hear has gone a year without getting laid?

[Rubyn]

Plommer, he is like a kitty cat in a litter box when he shaves his balls. He does it when he knows I'm not around and if I were to ever walk in on him, he would run out of the room.

 

[Bread]

Matty can we get a fat picture please?

 

[Matty]

Matty can we get a fat picture please?

There are none. Those who dared to point a camera towards Fatty Matty were summarily murderized.

 

[Badnina]

after the break up with The Donkey, I went for over a year. But prior to that and since....nope.

 

[betplom]

after the break up with The Donkey, I went for over a year. But prior to that and since....nope.

Sex with the Donkey eh?

I think I've seen that video.

 

[roguejuror]

donkey

 

[Badnina]

Not because of a big pecker. I was majorly disappointed there. Even had little balls. He just acted like an ass. Since his name was/is Don, he became known as Donkey Don aka The Donkey.

 

[wal66]

There are some SDG's out there ruining it for the rest of us SDG's.

There should be a support group for SDG's where they can go and get tutoring on how to be a SDG and still deliver a winning performance.

I should start a news letter.

 

[Mudcat]

muddy, i totally understand and a lot, if not all , has to do with the generation gap...

Did you just call me old?

I think you just called me old.

 

[Blitty]

Did you just call me old?

I think you just called me old.

yap

 

[Blitty]

I am currently on a month being laid free. Longest time in a while. No bueno.

 

[wal66]

Mudcat, to his credit though, RayRay called you old in a very subtle and politically correct way. I bet Matty would give him at least 8.5 MattyRains for tact and delivery alone.

 

[Mudcat]

Agreed, he did it with aesthetic near-perfection.

 

[mcbaseball10]

I wonder how long it has been since Tiger has had sex. His lack of sex could be the reason for his struggles.