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Who has had a female roommate?

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MrX
I prefer female roommates. They're prettier and they smell better, for starters.
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I've got to agree that although Reno is irritated by all the lotions and potions in the downstairs bathroom I'm pretty happy with it's transformation. Definitely less to no hair in the bathtub when I want to take a bath. Also, she doesn't complain on gambling boards that "I want a medal or something" for cleaning the kitchen, she just sometimes spontaneously cleans the kitchen.
 
This is Blitty. The girl told him he was her "best candidate". *wink wink nudge nudge*

Blitty this girl is psycho. I say do it and have a Plan B ready for when she goes batshit crazy, which she will when you bring another girl home.

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I did, this chick was REAL FUKIN HOT too, one of those Indian British chicks.

We had opposite personalities - or rather not really opposite personalities, more that she was just a typical hot chick semi-moron.

She was nice and meant well but dumb as fuk, she would give me new agey books about quasi-spiritual philosophy, I would be like "uhhhhhh.......ok thanks" but she meant well

I probably could have fuked her if I had been willing to spend the time, instead I just put her underwear on my head when she went away.
 
Blitty
Teela,

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
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Wait, wait.....I'm remembering something I forgot Blitty......:puke:
 
Possibly....but i think its more that she thinks im 'chill', because I told her im active and like to 'go out' and stuff. She already said some of the applicants talked about studying a bunch and shit, and she didnt want to have to feel like she was 'walking on eggshells' constantly.
 
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