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When Keepin' It Real Goes Wrong

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MrMonkey
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cmon rogie, i havent shot anyone in right at 2 years and that guy was jacking off outside my girlfriends window...and i was nice enough to tell him i was going to shoot him and ask him where he wanted it. he turned around to take off running so i shot him square in the ass...i assumed he was expecting it...jajjajja
 
yeah man...happened just over 2 years ago. this is how the whole thing went down... we were chillin at this girls place one night.(girl before kk) she lived in a sorda seedy part of midtown memphis...kinda the hippie part. it was late about 1am or so and we saw this black dude walk down the drive and opened up her back gate and was in the back yard. (she was renting the place from a lady who had a bunch of shit back there) i ran out to my car and got my glock and ran back in the house...he walked back by with a fucking 10-speed. he saw me at the door and hauled ass...i just called the cops and they came and got a statement and shit...

while i was giving a statement, the dumbass rode down the street on the bike. ha. they grabbed him and took him in. the old lady that owns the house didnt file charges for some reason and they let him go the next day. this whole time, there was rumors of a guy in midtown they were calling the MIDTOWN PEEPER... but we didnt know anything bout it at the time...

a few weeks went by and we were at her place in bed about 3 in the morning and she heard some noise outside and looked up and the guy has fogged up the window and was jacking off watching us sleep. i grabbed the gun i had left there for her and ran out the front door and dude was seriously blowing a nut on the side of the house... i told him..."nagger, im going to fucking shoot you, where you want it" and he took off so i shot him in the ass...lucky it wasnt a bit higher or it would have really fucked him up good... cops came, amberlamps came and i told them what happened and they told me that the guy had been peeping into womens windows for months and they had him on video that some women had set up. he was considered to be armed and dangerous and that i might even get an award of some sort for it...i didnt give a shit about that though, i was kinda worried about what might happen to me.

turns out, he spent a bit of time in the jail infirmary and they let the perv out on bail (dont ask me how he made bail) and he disappeared...go figure... chick moved to a different part of town because of it. was all over the news here. if my bro in law wasnt the asst. da, i might could have gotten into some trouble over it, but i never had to go to court or anything. when im out downtown and shit, i always have a few cops come up to me that remember it and mention it. its kinda funny now, but at the time, it could have been ugly.
 
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