What's the most effective self-defense move I could use?

[illmatick]

robyn was that joke??? no way on earth that thing could possibly work unless you were using it on an infant/child

Pavy, tell me about the last fight you were in?

 

[Hawk]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...AZ0QHBBFMZJ8TK

Some of the related items from the link look illegal.

This thing is metal, similar idea to my brass uhm paperweight.

 

[Rubyn]

poor mexicano :(

The Mexicans don't scare me. It's the white trash meth heads that do. And the black people in Ybor City, just past that one bar.

 

[Saulty]

robyn was that joke??? no way on earth that thing could possibly work

Pavy, tell me about the last fight you were in?

People rarely start fights with me. All the art is in the trash talking. You have to intimidate your opponent with your mouth and especially your stare.

 

[illmatick]

People rarely start fights with me. All the art is in the trash talking. You have to intimidate your opponent with your mouth and especially your stare.

nice! Chael Sonnen 101

 

[Rubyn]

robyn was that joke??? no way on earth that thing could possibly work unless you were using it on an infant/child

Pavy, tell me about the last fight you were in?

Yep, it sure does. My friend Michele worked with a bunch of nuns in NY. When one of them was attacked, she bought each of them a kubaton and taught them some self-defense moves. It certainly works.

 

[roguejuror]

And the black people in Ybor City, just past that one bar.

i remember

 

[illmatick]

i would like to see a demonstration on bread, then maybe I'll believe it

 

[roguejuror]

People rarely start fights with me. All the art is in the trash talking. You have to intimidate your opponent with your mouth and especially your stare.

oh yeah

 

[Saulty]

nice! Chael Sonnen 101

You are way out of your head if you think that real life fights are like the scripted fights on TV.

But there was one time a guy wanted to start a fight with me and I couldn't make him come to his senses. So I jumped on him and pulled his sweater over his head and incapacitated him and made him a punch sack. When he asked for mercy I let him go and helped him pick up his teeth.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm assuming concealed carry is out of the question. What are the laws there for pocket knives?

 

[illmatick]

what exactly are you referring to when you say "scripted fights on tv"?

 

[Mudcat]

Apparently a kick to the balls isn't that great because a guy could get a surge of adrenalin and actually get more fired up after that. Not ideal.

I don't know who this freakazoid is who does something other than crumble to the ground sobbing after a good kick to the balls but he's got to be one in a billion.

On principle I would never recommend a kick to the balls. My balls are very sensitive and we have a special relationship. The idea of striking balls is something I can barely let myself contemplate.

But if you are in serious peril it seems like a pretty good option to me.

 

[AMBy]

The Mexicans don't scare me. It's the white trash meth heads that do. And the black people in Ybor City, just past that one bar.

Bread: I think we have walked far enough....we should turn around now.....

Blitty: Why?

Bread: Um....we should just go now.

Blitty: I don't get it..lets walk down another block or two.

Bread: That is not a good idea. We aren't supposed to be here.

Blitty: Why not? Looks nice enough...

Bread: Look around...do I really have to spell it out to you ? Do I really have to say it out loud?

Annnnd we retreat in the other direction...

 

[Matty]

Bread and Amby = suburban nerds. Us city boys aren't scared by brownies.

 

[Bread]

Bread and Amby = suburban nerds. Us city boys aren't scared by brownies.

Calm down Snow.

 

[Matty]

Snow.

Now there's a real rappin' nigga.

 

[Bread]

Kinda looks like Bobbyfk in the still Youtube shot there. Check out that top lip.