Went out with a really horny chick today

[pally]

You never know, I may be having a party of my own.

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[Bread]

Pally I know I say this a lot..and it's kinda played out...but I've never meant it more than I do right now.

Pally...CALM DOWNNNNNNNN!!!






Just kidding player. Take your pants off.

 

[Tron]

Holy fuck

She was all over me all night. We got down to nothing but underwear by 11:00 but she wouldn't have sex with me. Unreal. She is so hot.

I think she likes me and she's trying to paint the "I'm the Virgin Mary" picture. Or she is in damage control mode after Friday's debacle.

I'm kind of in shock right now. I may have to smack one out cause it got hot and heavy for a long time but no dice.

I would have laid -175 that we'd have sex tonight.

 

[Archie]

Wow, you didn't get blue balls?

 

[Bread]

This is not a good way to start off my week.

 

[Tron]

We had wild animal sex at her place on Thursday night after gulping down mojitos at Sushi Samba and The Shore Club.

zomg, it's pierced.

 

[senco78]

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this dude needs some poon tang in a serious way

 

[Polaroid]

This relates to this thread

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/van/1533217064.html

Best Of Craigslist is one of the finer pieces of the internet.

 

[Bread]

Daft this is very good news. Very good news indeed.

Ride this fortuitous streak by picking us a winner in the GLPPOTD thread!!

 

[kato]

friday bump, whole thread, v. worthy

 

[mcbaseball10]

Oy vey!

 

[Blitty]

Quality bump. Kudos Kato.

 

[kato]

Quality bump. Kudos Kato.

thanks brother, safe travels...

gl w/ the couch

 

[Matty]

 

[Rubyn]

But...was she horny in the butt?

 

[Rubyn]

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p.s. I miss horny pally.

 

[Bread]

Oh dear...

Daft is a man of morals.

Bathroom sex crossed my mind believe me. But I'm not a big fan of jail so I quickly let that go.

I'm not overly concerned with this one though. I have no intentions of being anything more than an F-buddy and I'm pretty sure she's ok with that (at least in the short term) and she is a professional woman (lolz) who believe it or not makes a ton of cash and isn't nearly as dirty when she's sober.

First date was coffee and it was way more tame than yesterday.

I agree 100% with your cheating theory, Robyn. If people have it in their mind to cheat, they're going to find a way to do it, no matter how much tabs are kept on them.

As for the gist of this thread, something stinks!

What stinks Hawk?

Classic Pally.

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[Fu Manchu]

oh man. how classic.

Box Cleaner, you taking notes here?