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Went out with a really horny chick today

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Bread and Robyn

you are both probably just f'ing with me but I'll play along....


I'm not sure why this story would kill Breads chances of a Han Solo trip to SoBeach. I went on a date thinking that I would just be laying some 2nd date groundwork and she's the one that got all porno on me. Not my fault.

Robyn, I'll keep Bread out of trouble (not that he would ever dream of cheating on you). If some chick so much as bumps into him I'll straighten that shit right out.


:moped:
 
pally
unreal

i never get laid

i don't know how you guys do it

i am that sucker who takes a chick out and blows 3 figs on the night and gets this excuse and that excuse





well good for yall, i guess i should be thankful for what i'm good at - jokes and nba and to a lesser extent mlb. not all that much, now that I think of it. Should be thankful just for that i guess.

daft how the hell did you meet this chick? online?
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pally I met her at work but she is not a co-worker
 
daft..I'm going to write in etihw here. ;-)

daft WHAT THE FUCK!?!? YOU HAVE TO BE AN UGLY KID WHO NEVER GETS LAID!! POST A PIC OF RICK MORANIS OR SOME SHIT!! COME ON GUY I WANT TO PARTY!!!


OK no problem Dafty. Good talk.
 
By the sounds of it she would have been down for some bathroom sex. You could have even brought her into the back...bent her over and got the job done. You might be in trouble with this one though. Sometimes these types of girls are hard to control. Like unleashing a beast.
 
Bathroom sex crossed my mind believe me. But I'm not a big fan of jail so I quickly let that go.

I'm not overly concerned with this one though. I have no intentions of being anything more than an F-buddy and I'm pretty sure she's ok with that (at least in the short term) and she is a professional woman (lolz) who believe it or not makes a ton of cash and isn't nearly as dirty when she's sober.

First date was coffee and it was way more tame than yesterday.
 
sooo she is big on a guy opening car doors for her....and wants a classy guy in that respect BUT she screams across the bar that she is going to fuck you to random strangers and is feeling your cock in the bar....interesting.
 
Daft
Yeah when she told me about the car door thing I was EL OH EL'ing so hard on the inside. Some chicks are so whack.
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If you want to keep the stream of unquestioned sex going here, I'd be opening those doors.

From what I gather so far chick digs:

1) Being fucked anywhere, anytime
2) Being public about it (telling those other people u were gonna fuck her)
3) Taking pants down and giving access to Vaj in bar (lol?!)
4) Having car doors opened for her.
 
I am going to go with Chemical Imbalance for $500, please.

Be very careful with this one, Daft. If you don't catch a VD from her, you will surely obtain a stalker. Chicks like this do not just fuck and allow you to run.

As for Ultra, I really don't care. If Bread is going to cheat on me (behind my back...mind you, I don't mind if I am involved), he is going to do it regardless. So go and have your fun, boys. You never know, I may be having a party of my own. :lock:
 
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