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Unreal.

Met up with this chick for the second time down in Miami for some day time boozing/people watching etc.

5-10, brunette with a fantastic body. Wears these sexy teacher glasses that are serious boing material.


A few drinks in she tells me that she still speaks to her ex-boyfriend and she called him a month ago (before she met me) and told him that she needed to get fucked and if he didn't fuck her she was going to call someone else to do it. He made time in his schedule. lol.

So she's touching my arm, leg and shoulder constantly throughout our conversation. She's holding her own with me in the drinking department too.

We start talking about New Years Eve and all of it's high expectations and she goes, "yeah it's so overrated. next New Years Eve I just want to stay in my room with my boyfriend (if I have one) and just fuck all night)". I got real interested in the conversation at this point.

We go to a different bar and were the only ones in there (it was very small and I wanted to get my hands on her a little so this place was perfect). I move in for a kiss and she's all into it and next thing I know she's rubbing my joint through my shorts. She goes, "you've got a nice cock" and then proceeds to pull her shorts down to reveal a perfectly smooth va-jay-jay. Boing!

So then a small group of people come in wearing Saints shirts and she goes and strikes up a conversation with them and all of a sudden she points my way and yells, "he's gonna fuck me tonight!". The people that she had just met and only spoken with for 25 seconds were like :wacko: and just kind of laughed awkwardly.

She's all over me the whole ride home. We fool around a little more but I had to bolt. The ending to this story is lame because we left Miami later than planned and I had to go visit my grandmother who is in the hospital. I had told her at the beginning of the date that I had to leave at 6:00. Gotta do the right thing when it comes to sick relatives. But god I was so ready.

She's coming over Sunday night for the game and we're going to tear each other up I'm sure after the Saints cover.

Cheers. :moped:
 
Not much I can do about that pavy.

I wasn't going to pull a no-show on my grandmother who will probably die within the next 6 months just so I could bust a few nuts in some ho who I've known for 2 weeks.

I'm positive she's a great fuck but if she's getting cattle prodded right now by some other guy then so be it.

I'm like 95% sure I will get to play with her on Sunday night.
 
good story, good read.....


I just worry....


I feel like the ex got another call tonight.....and he made time again.....


hopefully your relatives can stop getting sick and you can make more time for her, and make her delete this guys phone number from her cell...


good luck
 
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Godammit Daft...Tonight while out Robyn agreed in premise for me to go to Ultra without her...told her I might go with you if I could talk you into it. Even gave her "The Lock" to throw her off.

Now you go and post this. Unreal. Bread = out of gas.


As for my take, you shoulda banged her in the hospital waiting room. Granny woulda understood. Many eons ago, you shot out of the penis that shot out of granny. Pretty goddam overwhelming when you think about it.
 
unreal

i never get laid

i don't know how you guys do it

i am that sucker who takes a chick out and blows 3 figs on the night and gets this excuse and that excuse

well good for yall, i guess i should be thankful for what i'm good at - jokes and nba and to a lesser extent mlb. not all that much, now that I think of it. Should be thankful just for that i guess.

daft how the hell did you meet this chick? online?