This goat hates us

[MonkeyF0cker]

That's pretty vanilla for the crowd here; GameLive appears on page #1 for a google search for "down syndrome porn".

True. We need to up our numbers on bestial necrophelia.

Kill the damn goat already!!!!

 

[Acid Joe]

Acid Joe, is there an animal/food you've met that you didn't like?

octopus really isn't a fav of mine..... just got in juror I was out with Mellissa and Crystal for the afternoon.

 

[Polaroid]

Is "Crystal" a euphemism?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Some call it speed or meth, Polaroid.

 

[Acid Joe]

Crystal is a 29 year old red head...... for those who have access to my facebook they have probably seen pictures of her and I.

 

[Mrs. X]

I keep being out of the house all day and now it's too dark again for video.

Tonight I was shoveling rocks (Mr. X makes me do this from time to time when I'm bad) and the goat kept running away from me. But then I noticed he would jog back a little ways and wait for me to come toward him. I chased him around the yard up onto the deck and over the wooden outdoor furniture (a goat taking a flying leap off of a wooden outdoor six person table is a sight to be seen an heard). Then I stopped turned around and ran the opposite way so he would chase me around the yard.

We did this for a good twenty minutes. Excellent cardio and pretty fun.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'm gonna start using that line.

"Go shovel rocks."

 

[roguejuror]

What did you do to be punish? Oh that MrX, more than spreadsheet smart.

 

[Polaroid]

Tonight I was shoveling rocks (Mr. X makes me do this from time to time when I'm bad)

Are these the same rocks you keep shoveling or is there a replenishable supply? And since you spent your shoveling time chasing the goat, do you get further punishment tomorrow?

 

[Swarmy]

I'm gonna start using that line.

"Go shovel rocks."

My dad used that one on me. Literally. One day a dump truck pulled up out front and dropped a load of rocks in front of my house, dad then informed me that I was to replace all the grass in the front yard with rocks. I wish he had just given me a bike instead.

 

[Mrs. X]

Are these the same rocks you keep shoveling or is there a reprehensible supply? And since you spent your shoveling time chasing the goat, do you get further punishment tomorrow?

I was shoveling dirt before.

I do not know if my punishment is extended. There are alot of damn rocks out there.

 

[Mrs. X]

My dad used that one on me. Literally. One day a dump truck pulled up out front and dropped a load of rocks in front of my house, dad then informed me that I was to replace all the grass in the front yard with rocks. I wish he had just given me a bike instead.

Was this slave labor or did you get something out of it?

 

[MrX]

Punishment extended. Sorry.

 

[Polaroid]

Had you been bad, Swarmy?

 

[Mrs. X]

What did you do to be punish? Oh that MrX, more than spreadsheet smart.

I'm not really sure. Sometimes he just starts yelling and then says "go shovel rocks (or dirt). NOW!". I'm too afraid to ask questions. I just try to stay quiet and not get too "lippy". Mr. X doesn't like it when I talk back.

 

[Swarmy]

Was this slave labor or did you get something out of it?

Oh complete slave labor. See I owed my dad for sheltering me and feeding me while I was a child. He was a jewel.

 

[Polaroid]

IMr. X doesn't like it when I talk back.

What does MrX say to MrsX who has two black eyes?

Nothing, he has already told her twice.

 

[Mrs. X]

What's the first thing Mrs. X does when she gets home from the battered women's shelter?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her.

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