This goat hates us

[reno cool]

No, I'm driving back Thursday and got shit booked in Black Hawk, though that would've been a nice idea.

 

[Mrs. X]

I thought you guys should know that thing around his neck has emergency hydrocodone in it. You know, like a Saint Bernard with a keg of brandy. You never really know what kind of pain emergencies are going to happen in the back yard. Who knows. Like yesterday, I was digging out one of the garden boxes so I could relocate it. Why the former owners placed it so every time you try to get a wheel barrow through it either dumps over or causes extreme frustration is beyond my comprehension. But, anyway, I could be out there digging and accidentally jam a shovel into my foot. Sure, I have my phone out there and I would call 911 but what about the pain in the interim?

In fact, when he gets a little friendlier, as one of the first "tricks" I think we should train him to dial 911 with his little hooves.

 

[Mudcat]

When I get a goat, he will carry emergency smack.

 

[Mrs. X]

When I get a goat, he will carry emergency smack.

Oh, that is a VERY good idea. Really, it is a pretty good place to store your drugs. Unless he gets out. But, who would think to check a goat for drugs? Well, until now.

 

[MrX]

No, I'm driving back Thursday and got shit booked in Black Hawk, though that would've been a nice idea.

Ah, that makes sense.

 

[reno cool]

Mr. X, I was debating starting a thread for us. So we can talk about hockey, JP, Bucket Boy, travel schedules, various shit that nobody else here cares about.

 

[MrX]

Mr. X, I was debating starting a thread for us. So we can talk about hockey, JP, Bucket Boy, travel schedules, various shit that nobody else here cares about.

They don't care?

 

[Mrs. X]

Mr. X, I was debating starting a thread for us. So we can talk about hockey, JP, Bucket Boy, travel schedules, various shit that nobody else here cares about.

Face. Book.

Doit.

 

[reno cool]

Well if they do they can certainly join in.

 

[Blitty]

Keep it going boys. Highly entertaining. Good read so far.

 

[roguejuror]

Oh WE CARE!

 

[roguejuror]

This goat doesn't hate us so much anymore.

Either he's trying to establish dominance, really itchy or just playing around. Besides hanging out by the back door to neurotically look at his reflection goat friend in the glass when the horse leaves for a ride, he's coming around.

evil boy awesome

 

[Mrs. X]

Mr. X got pretty sloshed at the after hockey beer fest. Twice he was telling stories and got so into them he jumped off the open tailgate of the Element and right into the tupperware bin containing the ice and beer. It was foking cold out there, more so for him. I don't know if there is going to be anymore outdoor tailgating.

Funny stuff going on. I laughed pretty hard for about an hour.

 

[Matty]

More goat videos please. Maybe one where he doesn't act so retarded.

 

[roguejuror]

more retarded goat videos please

 

[Mrs. X]

I will provide more retarded goat videos. I'd go make one right now if it wasn't dark out. I wish I had the camera out this afternoon when he got spooked and took a twenty foot flying leap off the deck with all four legs splayed out and then hit the ground running.

He actually ran to Mr. X to get pet this afternoon. Well, more like started running toward him, remembered he didn't like us, stopped and pretended like he was checking out a leaf then casually sauntered in his general direction checking out a few more things until he ended up under his outstretched hand getting scratched while acting like the end result happened on accident.

Very smooth, this goat.

 

[Swarmy]

don't goats fall over in a coma if they get scared? I want to see a video of that!

 

[Mrs. X]

don't goats fall over in a coma if they get scared? I want to see a video of that!

That's a specific breed of goat. As far as I know the only thing our goat does when it gets scared is poop and pee.