The "Wally Insult/Threaten Me!" Thread

[Matty]

no-one has time for that nonsense.

Body, mind & soul was nothing but a used car salesman trick. :down: Teela don't fall for it.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

MF'er, there's not much sex. Matty blows ya, swishing it around for a while then swallows. He's not much use after that. He wants to cuddle and no-one has time for that nonsense.

You must be doing something wrong, Wally. Matty is great in bed.

 

[Matty]

Wally doesn't have much to titillate the senses with. Figuratively and very much literally.

 

[Teela]

Teela didn't fall for it because she's a coldhearted bitch.

 

[Mrs. X]

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[Bread]

Good read.

 

[Rubyn]

I apologized to Bread for giving him crap about the drugs and alcohol and said that now I understood and wouldn't do it anymore. I think there is still plenty of room for interpretation there.

Matty the attack lap puppy can call me anything he wishes. Words are his only defense.

That's how you remember it? Interesting.

 

[RogueScholar]

You must be doing something wrong, Wally. Matty is great in bed.

 

[Archie]

Wally, do me next

 

[stevek173]

Wally kill me I love you and sometimes I wonder if I am turning into an inferior version of you, if that's a compliment (meant to be, and true).

 

[reno cool]

Actually, MattyRain was a cat

true, very true

 

[Matty]

You're just mad cause I couldn't get it up for you.

Now I don't mean to be even more hurtful but here's an eCard that I got from the GF a couple days ago.

 

[wal66]

Wally kill me I love you and sometimes I wonder if I am turning into an inferior version of you, if that's a compliment (meant to be, and true).

Steve/'s I get what you are saying here. Yes it's true, I am worthy of your worship but seriously it is too much pressure so I must respectfully request that you choose someone obviously less worthy but more willing.




LOL Steve/'s, you are inferior to nothing or no-one.





Only one of the above replies is a joke.

 

[stevek173]

Steve/'s I get what you are saying here. Yes it's true, I am worthy of your worship but seriously it is too much pressure so I must respectfully request that you choose someone obviously less worthy but more willing.




LOL Steve/'s, you are inferior to nothing or no-one.





Only one of the above replies is a joke.

So like a pick a path choose your destiny type thing. Well done

Not saying which I pick yet, big decision

 

[Cougar Bait]

Matty is great in bed.

Fag