The "Wally Insult/Threaten Me!" Thread

[rito]

I'd like to see that.

 

[roguejuror]

Me too.

 

[Matty]

I bet I could get Wally going. It's my special talent.

You're all talk. I have a proven track record.

 

[Rubyn]

You're all talk. I have a proven track record.

Hey, he didn't tell YOUR husband that he feels sorry for him for being married to YOOU, now did he?

 

[MrMonkey]

Hey, he didn't tell YOUR husband that he feels sorry for him for being married to YOOU, now did he?

Are Matty and Fiver officially married?

 

[wal66]

Hey, he didn't tell YOUR husband that he feels sorry for him for being married to YOOU, now did he?

Yeah this one was a little more mean than funny. If it helps I was laughing while I typed it.


What this thread needs is that living breathing abortion Herman to show up.

 

[roguejuror]

Hey, he didn't tell YOUR husband that he feels sorry for him for being married to YOOU, now did he?

Hehe, good one uncle wally

 

[Matty]

Hey, he didn't tell YOUR husband that he feels sorry for him for being married to YOOU, now did he?

Actually he blamed you for for pushing Bread into using alcohol and recreational drugs. Robyn you should be going all kung fu on the sheltered Southerner fok's ass.



MrMonkey that was a good use of a homo double-entendre. Kudos. But no, not yet.

 

[roguejuror]

Wally do you dispute the sheltered Southener fok description?

Wally I could edit that shit

 

[Matty]

I can do a lot worse than that. I don't know English but I know urbandictionary.com.

 

[Teela]

Actually he blamed you for for pushing Bread into using alcohol and recreational drugs. Robyn you should be going all kung fu on the sheltered Southerner fok's ass.

No, he said he understood why Bread used drugs and was always drunk because he was married to Robyn. Get it right, Matty.

 

[wal66]

I apologized to Bread for giving him crap about the drugs and alcohol and said that now I understood and wouldn't do it anymore. I think there is still plenty of room for interpretation there.

Matty the attack lap puppy can call me anything he wishes. Words are his only defense.

 

[roguejuror]

Actually, MattyRain was a cat

 

[Matty]

Matty the attack lap puppy can call me anything he wishes. Words are his only defense.

lolz! What's yours? Your bald head? Bring it, biatch! Come on, let's settle this like real men!

Retard.

 

[wal66]

Matty, "like real men"? Serious, you just said for us to settle it like real men? Matty the problem with that scenario is, well see one of us just doesn't qualify. I'll let you decide which one of us it is but just in case you can't Google up an answer, it's not me.

 

[Matty]

I give you permission to bash my face in regardless Wally. DO IT!

Wally I'm gonna disregard your last post and give you an extra 24 hours to come up with something good. You can draft it up on Microsoft Word and use 18pt font as you wish.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Do you two just do this for the make-up sex?

Don't lie. I know the truth.

 

[wal66]

MF'er, there's not much sex. Matty blows ya, swishing it around for a while then swallows. He's not much use after that. He wants to cuddle and no-one has time for that nonsense.