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The R.I.P. Thread

My grandma is 90 and doesn't use a walker/cane. She also plays cards 4 times a week.

Sounds just like Bread's nana. I took this picture last weekend. She is awesome.

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rest in piece wizard

I feel a little snake bitten this week as I had a chance on a couple of plays that went south on me last week. Owell as they say. my record is now solidly in the negative territory. at 25 -29 -1 for the year and last week I only managed 2 -6 . The cumulative totalis below.



This is a new week and I have more selections than normal which means that I haven't seen enough punishment yet. To make matters worse, the funzi bet went 5 -1. That's like hitting 5 out of 6 in the lottery.

To this week I am back at it again with:

BUF +7.5 (-114) for $500. Buffalo is on the verge of winning a game, and this week, it probably wont happen, but with the way they have been scoring lately on decent teams has me beleiving that with a hook on my side I will be victorious this week.

MIA +1 (+103) for $500. Miami is undefeated on the road, and at plus points against the Bungels are just about as good as any reason for me. Sure the harry Palmer to one of the diva receivers is a good bet against the Flipper defense this week, but the Dolpins will find a way to beat the bungels down this week.

STL -2.5 (-105) for $500. St. Louis is has a good defense, and the offense isn't that bad either. Carolina woke up last week against the snake bitten 49ers, who just seems to find a way to lose unless they are playing the raiders. I'm one the young Rams team.

NYJ -6 (-108) for $500. Well this is a play strickly for my Flippers, I figure that either I will make some dough or my team will benifit. Thats it I don't need any other reason to play this.

I also like the OVR 42.5 (-107) for $500 in the Jets / G.B game. The gang green can score some points on the Packers and the Packers will find a way to produce points against the Jets. I don't even care if they are for the jets.

DEN +1 (+115) for $500. What the hell the Broncos got beat up so bad last weel that this week they will have to man up on the international stage.

TEN @ S.D UND 44.5 (-104) for $500. S.D has defense, and a lot of problems also. What the hell, the way my season is going take the over. That would be the best bet.

T.B +3 (+114) for $500.. I'm giving T.B a chance to back up the staements last week by their coach that they are on of the best teams in the NFC. I will probably not watch this game until the 4 th quarter however.

PIT @ N.O OVR 44 (-110) for $700. This is my best play of the week. the Steelers got lucky last week to get out with a win, and Miami should how you can score against the defense that has been so stingy. Also the Pittsburgh passing game is healthy now that Rapethemburger is back.

IND -5.5 (-102) for $500. Peyton gets revenge and the offense will reign in this game.

Here are all my picks in a list format:



This weeks funzi play is:
DET -2.5
MIA @ CIN OVR 43.5
DAL -6.5
MIN @ N.E OVR 44
OAK -2.5
PIT +1

GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY
 
updated

WIZARDS +2000.
under191
suns +250
under 200

sorry i just have to do this:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comradery
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/comradery

I typed this out in word and spell check didn't pick it up. so be it.

perhaps, but when you're going against a retard like Bristol Palin....its a lot

The final half hour count down. Then I will leave you all alone :shakeit:

Cliff Notes?

Can I bang Robyn now?

Nice choice as well, Daft. Cheers!

Not good, so they were RETIRED

Muddy what would you be comfortable spending on a soft synth/digital recording system?

RIP Rick Moranis.

Threads like this makes me wonder about you guys...

Yeah i had a robinson. Much better then a mongoose.

make sure you buy her a really nice gift, Muddy. Something that shows you are thinking about her and the new kiddo.

All will be forgiven.

This is the right thing to do. Life, um, make that Football season, is short.

"xxxx" as you call him will not meet posters. He has sent photos to shari, to prove he is a failed applicant on "The Biggest Loser." It is quite funny how these people talk shit but will not back it up...xxxx...you are nothing buddy, you are a fat loser who has nothing but SBR and Gamelive to indulge your social life........which is flawed because you will not meet anyone and you harass any female who comes on because you cant even get a response on okcupid or plentyoffish...its okay wally....one day you will meet a blind/handicapped/wheelchair woman who will NOT see you for what you are, an old, fat, bitter, loser with no drive in life other than belittling people on forums when you haven't left the apartment (yes, you have an apartment/not a house) in 11 years....do it xxxx, do it..you sick pedophile, child molesting fuck

Maybe he smoked too much chronic in his lifetime?

nah no mushing going on, we be ok.....man that s.car game was fukkin brutal wal, i was killing it all day then went to big on that game..Spurrier really gave us a fuk job in that one, should have went back to Garcia last series......

Just fine. It's ok to ask.

Radish is dissapoint.

Radish was looking for killer Volleyball spikes.

blitty and caligirl double homicide in the next 6 months -900

Yah!! Mudcat wins again!! You are all of bunch of fools. have fun making retarded comments. I will be here EVERY day putting up winning plays and taking Durito's $$$. I have 500 posts and most of them are my picks. If that makes me a tampon, then let me absorb all of your losers tears!! Come talk to me when you pick winners.

sick bets

overall from tennis
Win: 14
Lose: 7
Yield: 8.1%

im going make some break, so shit form : /

Hypothetically removing a player from a roster to justify the team being weak is tomfoolery.

NHL - Atlanta Thrashers -135 (5 dimes)

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