The Polaroid Random Thoughts Baseball Thread

[FairWarning]

Break up the Cubbies, boyzzzzzzz

And the Twins

 

[Archie]

and the Pirates

anyone want to trade for some pitching depth?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

do I have to explain to you that May is tied for the longest month of the baseball season, and that 1 month is a small sample size anyways, Genius? Your stupidity never fails to amaze me.

Funny. Let's see what their record is in June when they don't have series against the Astros, Padres, Pirates, and Mets.

Slurp, slurp, loverboys.

 

[Tron]

Miami sweeps the first place Nationals for a 21 win May. 3 teams in MLB have a better winning % than MIA.

An impressive month regardless of who they played. Obviously.

The Archie/Daft love affair is nearing MF'r/choo levels. It's a beautiful thing, boys!

They don't call it gaymlive.com for nothing kids. Bread, get in here and lets really get the gay going!

 

[FairWarning]

Cubs will be offering everyone but Samardzija.

 

[FairWarning]

There were some nice low prices on Miami in May.

 

[betplom]

Bread, get in here and lets really get the gay going!

PLOMMER CALLS DIBS ON bREADS GAY ASS!

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Miami sweeps the first place Nationals for a 21 win May. 3 teams in MLB have a better winning % than MIA.

An impressive month regardless of who they played. Obviously.

The Archie/Daft love affair is nearing MF'r/choo levels. It's a beautiful thing, boys!

They don't call it gaymlive.com for nothing kids. Bread, get in here and lets really get the gay going!

Yep. Choo makes it his business to regularly get involved in arguments like this.

Almost.

He seems to be oddly missing from this entire thread though.

Weird.

Any more delusions you'd like to voice?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

P.S. - Miami is tied for the second lowest strength of schedule to this point in the season.

And they're not even in first place. How should I be impressed again?

You know who's impressive so far this season? The Orioles.

 

[Archie]

damn shame about Matt Kemp, I really enjoy watching the dood play

 

[Tron]

Yep. Choo makes it his business to regularly get involved in arguments like this.

Almost.

He seems to be oddly missing from this entire thread though.

Weird.

Any more delusions you'd like to voice?

Right because I was talking ONLY about this thread, bozo!

LOL.

You're right. There is NOTHING to be impressed about in terms of MIA performance thus far.

Winning: You did it again.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Right because I was talking ONLY about this thread, bozo!

LOL.

Post some examples then since we're not talking ONLY about this thread. It must be rampant. I don't even have to leave the page for an example.

You can't honestly think there's even a general proximity in quantity, but you've said dumber things so who knows.

Slurp. Slurp.

 

[Matty]

Monkey - you're a liar!

Daft - LIAR!!!

*I* win.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

You're right. There is NOTHING to be impressed about in terms of MIA performance thus far.

Seasons: They're longer than a month.

I could be impressed that they beat a bunch of teams that they were supposed to, but then I'd feel like an idiot.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

*I* win.

Liar.

Matty, don't call Daft a liar. He'll think you're on my side.

 

[Archie]

Gonna pound the dodgers tonight boyzzzz! Fading Greinke on the road has been good to me.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Is this the part where I'm supposed to care about my hometown team and get offended?

Some guidance please.

 

[Archie]

?????????????????????

thought I was in the baseball thread