the oldest animal in the world

[Mudcat]

Seriously though, do you think Jonathan was the model for the 420 smiley? Seems possible.

 

[bacon]

cannot deny the resemblance

 

[Mudcat]

i wonder if harmony is still playing keep away from my goodies w muddy
i bet there's a jack in the box in that drawer w a picture of her nude as the face

I'll tell you what happened today and I ain't jokin' neither.

Harmony, after drinking a bottle of Mike's Hard Lime (I know, it's weird, people sometimes drink on the job where I work. They don't tend to go nuts but just a beer or a cooler sometimes. ) ANYWAY, she pulls me aside and tells me that she has watched my Youtube video of the birthday song a whole bunch of times - including about 4 times last night - and she loves it. She thinks I'm very funny in my pre-song babbling and she digs the hell out of the song. Loves it.

Poor girl. Caught up in the magic it seems. Prolly no way out for her.

 

[betplom]

Must get boring living that long, especially as a turtle.

Jonathan was only bored until he got high-speed internet.

 

[bacon]

I'll tell you what happened today and I ain't jokin' neither.

Harmony, after drinking a bottle of Mike's Hard Lime (I know, it's weird, people sometimes drink on the job where I work. They don't tend to go nuts but just a beer or a cooler sometimes. ) ANYWAY, she pulls me aside and tells me that she has watched my Youtube video of the birthday song a whole bunch of times - including about 4 times last night - and she loves it. She thinks I'm very funny in my pre-song babbling and she digs the hell out of the song. Loves it.

Poor girl. Caught up in the magic it seems. Prolly no way out for her.

 

[roguejuror]

Oldest land animal in the world. I thought we went over this.

Oldest living animal

 

[reno cool]

"But If you're dull like a tree, you'll be reborn a Baobab and will live as a Baobab for a thousand years before you die."

Vysotsky song on Hindu reincarnation

 

[MrX]

Oldest living animal

Oldest living land animal.

 

[Mudcat]

Oldest living land animal with a personal long-term relationship with humans allowing its age to be tracked.

 

[MrX]

Oldest living animal with a personal long-term relationship with humans allowing its age to be tracked.

 

[Mudcat]

Oldest living animal I am on a first-name basis with.

 

[MrX]

Isn't first-name basis a two-way street? Are you on a first-name basis with someone just because you call them by their first name?

I don't think so.

 

[Mudcat]

Point is, could be that Jonathan's dad is still alive. How would we know?

I'm saying this thread is rife with loopholes.

 

[roguejuror]

Jonathan's grandfather witnessed Oman take over Zanzibar.

Speaking of do you think Jonathan still copulates?

 

[Mudcat]

I'd say yes from the look of him. Not constantly but he puts on the moves now and then.