the oldest animal in the world

[Mudcat]

Turtles have feelings and they move around. Molluscs just kinda sit there and they look like snot in a carry case.

I lol'ed

 

[MrX]

I think they're kinda cute.

 

[Cami]

That one looks like a clit. Just sayin.

 

[MrX]

The fact that you mention the clit and not the human baby must say something about you. I'm going to assume that it's positive.

 

[Matty]

I thought the clit was a wing.

 

[MrX]

This thing's a damn Rorschach test.

 

[Cami]

I saw the baby - and I chose to ignore it. I've seen that sort of thing before. I think it's dumb.

 

[Matty]

I think it's dumb.

ur face is dumb

 

[Cami]

ur face is dumb

You're face is dumber.

 

[Mudcat]

Jonathan though. Noice. Good name for a fine distinguished tortoise such as that.

Jonathan.

 

[Cami]

Muddy, you're brain is needed over in the trivia thread. pronto.

 

[bacon]

i wonder if harmony is still playing keep away from my goodies w muddy
i bet there's a jack in the box in that drawer w a picture of her nude as the face

 

[Saulty]

The tortoise doesn't care because it doesn't know how old it is.

 

[Cami]

Must get boring living that long, especially as a turtle.

 

[reno cool]

I was reading about oldest living things somewhere. And there is some sea growth(?) that has no natural death

 

[Mudcat]

I don't always connect with everyone but I feel sure I would get along with Jonathan. Right from the start. Like:

"Good morning Jonathan."

"Good morning Steve."



And then as we got to know each other better it would be

"Jonathan! How's it hangin' bro?"

"To the left Steve."



And so on.

 

[housepicks]

Shmuck

 

[bacon]

Muddy is most certainly not a schmuck.