I would NEVER be gone, until I'm dead, of course.
It was a very busy day. Will update after this rental app and some fish hunting on Stars. Or maybe in the AM. I'm fuckin spent. Fuck I'll do it now, I'm Starting to see double and I can't do any of that like this.
Ok.
So....I make the decision to move back to the rental with you know who, over the snoring in the shelter. Lack of REM cycles and all that. I'm moving all my shit, A LOT of shit for a guy in a shelter. They told me that in their 25+ years of existance I am by far their Amazon leader.
I'm moving my stuff and the high end rental is putting more and more pressure on me to get the app done before the other person. I call in late for work, and moving my stuff ,it being in people's way, the shelter people giving me crap (and rightly so) for vaping hits all at once, and the anxiety kicks in. As a poker player I know the move there is t for a walk and blow off some steam. I'm on the street screaming about how everyone needs to listen to Modest Mouse right fucking now. I call and walk into a couple rentals asking about pricing in a nice area and they're way too steep.
I walk into this nice store and get some sushi. Sayid something about this girl looking nice and thanks for that. I ask the cashier where there is a nice place to sit, eat, and chill. She tells me Rittenhouse Park, which is absolutely beautiful.
This you'll enjoy. I'm smoking a vape and it's pink. This cool guy walks by with his beautiful girlfriend and says "that's about as close as you can get to sucking dick" and she cracks the fuck up. It took me a bit to realize he was talking about me. Hysterical, I can take a hit. Good look, bruh.
Then, THEN, it happens. I coincidentally run into this sign for a bunch of rentals from this guy Manny. As I'm reading through it, guess who comes walking out - him. I ask if it's him and he says yes and you can take your pick right now. I'm about $85 of the income they want for a studio but he said it should work. Not only does he give me my pick between two all inclusive units, each at about $1k/mth, but when the app fee is only $35 and I only have $33 on me he says no problem I got you on the $2. Told him about the H dealer, etc. The entire time before that I'm trying to get Common to address the roomies, they say they will but they don't (as always), and then just ignore my phone calls. Anyway Manny says I should be able to move in Friday, so I opted for the shelter for the 4 days. This is a place I can rock out in, and there are so many cool bars to play in there if things get good. Lots of cool people, virtually no muggers, etc. Very artsy area too. Very excited about this. I am still moving forward with the high priced one as well (I do think they will say no based on debt to income), and if both say yes I will choose Manny for multiple reasons.
Also met a real cool guy at the shelter, we had a nice bite to eat. He's pro with women and agreed to be my wingman. Dude knows his music, a lot about life from him. We click.
A little bit of a buzzkill at night's end as someone stole my best phone charger thing, my best two pairs of headphones and the chords, but the Rittenhouse news is far better than that sucks. It's alright I had backup everything and had been meaning to upgrade my headphones anyway, which I did.
Now that? THAT? THAT'S about as close as you can get to sucking DICK.