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Machu, how much time would you give drunk blues Mike before requesting a jam and telling him I'll pay cash to make me better? I don't want to scare him. I want him to feel a true win/win. He really is very good.

I AM SOCIALLY AWKWARD, PLEASE HELP
 
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Lol Nina has done alot more than that and I really do love her as a friend. She's so fucking awesome, and things have been tight for her.

I think I won't be moving forward with vox lessons with Mike because he can't really talk. I couldn't feel sorrier for him, but I only want to be so close to another man's face.

Except yours, of course.

Are you a top? Oh wait, that's only a thirsty thursday thing, nevermind.
 
Nina was also asking me what I like to eat, talking about making meals for me, and about me staying at her place and us binging Ozark and breaking Bad.

Then, she's gone. POOF.

I find the whole thing hilarious tbh.

Her Mother has some bad medical stuff going on, so I'm glad I was able to help.

I know you guys might not think the Rebecca thing was real, but it was and it was fucking hot as fuck. In 4 seconds she came over the top of Nina and Christina, and on the street if I saw her I probably would just ignore her.

Note to self: Do NOT LET ANY COWORKERS FIND OUT ABOUT GAMELIVE.

YOU DO NOT. TALK. ABOUT GAMELIVE.
 
Nina was also asking me what I like to eat, talking about making meals for me, and about me staying at her place and us binging Ozark and breaking Bad.

Then, she's gone. POOF.

I find the whole thing hilarious tbh.

Her Mother has some bad medical stuff going on, so I'm glad I was able to help.

I know you guys might not think the Rebecca thing was real, but it was and it was fucking hot as fuck. In 4 seconds she came over the top of Nina and Christina, and on the street if I saw her I probably would just ignore her.

Note to self: Do NOT LET ANY COWORKERS FIND OUT ABOUT GAMELIVE.

YOU DO NOT. TALK. ABOUT GAMELIVE.
I think Casper would agree with this.
 
Machu, how much time would you give drunk blues Mike before requesting a jam and telling him I'll pay cash to make me better? I don't want to scare him. I want him to feel a true win/win. He really is very good.

I AM SOCIALLY AWKWARD, PLEASE HELP

I don't know man. I feel like we're not really helping Stevie get his life together here. Stop spending money man.
 
Well he was trying to teach me how to sing before I gave him the $5, so I'll stop that and let's keep the rest going.

At the bar in South people gave me money and wanted to start bands, So I will immediately stop that, but please let's continue with the rest.

I'm going to shop used guitars.
 
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I don't know man. I feel like we're not really helping Stevie get his life together here. Stop spending money man.
And giving it away,sheesh!!!Giving away 100 dollars to a random person is almost 1 percent of your current net worth,I admire your generosity but you’re not a young man!!
 
Thank you Teela, as always.

Long story short, I have one rental I am pursuing that is awesome in every facet, except how expensive it is. IT's $3,400 up front (acceptable) and $1,600/mth, which is steep. That's in Fishtown, near the other one and Rivers. For now I am moving forward with it because the other other one in Fairmount disappeared. Sucks. It also has an upper outside rooftop that me and whoever can jam on.

On the way to the rental I got SMASHED by a thunderstorm I had an umbrella, but two cars splashed HUGH puddles all over me. Nightmare. Had to head back and change my clothes.

Ended up in a bad area between the rental shelter and some sweet young girl told me politely how' that is for me and how I should smoke pot instead. She gave me the cutes heart pound. I wish her and her family well, but I didn't give her any money.

Further on the way back from the rental I went to a guitar shop and ended with what I feel is the perfect guitar for me right now. About $800 with Tuner, picks, etc. It's much better than any of the Washburns I used to play. I'll tell the crew about the specifics of it later. I can still play barre chords, etc. pretty good, still know the feel good scale, etc. In the guitar shop they did a killer job and when blood came gushing out of the hole from the hospital injection, I said I wasn't shooting up laughing really hard about what a funny Gamelive story it would be. Thinking back it's not that funny, I Said I'm into Tosh, I think everything is funny, etc. and They were cool with me using the bathroom for a while. I couldn't stop laughing. On the way out the one really hot girl kept coming over the top of my corniness about directions to something with a half smile on her face. It was awesome.

Jammed with a REALLY good blues band for a bit. Shredded for a bit then sounded like like shit then totally shredded. They approved.

Somehow my phone sent the link to Lampshades on Fire by Modest Mouse with a little cursing like you gotta check this shit out to an ex coworker. She said she'll check it out but who is this? I laughed hysterically.

Grabbed a steak from this amazing resteraunt/bar. They're not into my kind of music But when I said I'm going to give the Fries to a bum they threw in a nice cloth napkin and hand satiznier. I gave it to a nice bum in a Flyers shirt and said go Flyers. HE said God Bless you and I said no god bless you.

Tomorrow I have plans with the prior referenced Indian guy Papi. We'll play heads up poker at an outside place somewhere. I'll play some songs I used to know (Modesto, Reno approved), Fuckin with my head, maybe Desire. Gotta head back to the shop for a strap as well.

Harmonica holder came in too.

Another guy invited me to the "massage parlor". It's real. Might pull the trigger on that soon. Let's vote on that.

So, really crazy day, but feels like a win, especially if I get that rental. If I have to work OT and/or take on a second job it'll be worth it.

Hope you guys had a good one, even Dingo. When I smash a fake beer bottle over his head and upload it to youtube, after I go viral, will he still be laughing?

Also, I saw an eagle attack a pebble, pissed my pants and everyone was laughing, then Adam Sandler pissed his pants too, and suddenly it became the cool thing to do.

Have a GOOWUH
 
The guitar is a Taylor Big Baby, which we all know is a PERFECT fucking fit.

That's what she didn't say.

Except on Thursdays, of course.

But we all know she was thinking about Shorty and Rogie. Fighting. In bikinis, high heels and wigs. Covered in BLOODY TAMPONS!!!!!!!!!!!

SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY!!!! 22 FUCKING GRAMMY'S MACHU!!!! I've been telling everyone 27. Must have been thinking about all the Dead musicians.

Dead. Like everything should be. Dead. FUCKING DEAD I SAID!!!!

FRED. FILLED WITH LEAD. IN MY BED. on a FUCKING MOLDY CROUTON.

Seriously, that GOOSHING BLOOD WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. What a Psycho!!!!

But so is Isaac Brock, lead singer of Modest FUCKING MOUSE!!!!

MODEST. FUCKING MOUSE!!!!

BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT MORE. FUCKING. BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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And one more thing about the type of guy I AM.

I was eating those awesome french fries, then threw one in the middle of the road with PERFECT fucking aim.

Then? I decided that could get a beautiful animal killed. Or worse. MUCH worse.

So I dove into the middle of the road in front of a speeding truck and threw it backwards over my head into a garbage can with PERFECT fucking aim.

The only other person I could see doing this is Teela of course. DEFINITELY not Dingo. He probably would set it on fire and maced the perfectly innocent animal, none of witch is acceptable.