Stevek tries to get good at music

[stevek]

I actually have an incredible girlfriend now.

She's a bit younger, but amazing and I will make sure that her and her family are happy.

Truth.

 

[stevek]

I said I have a girlfriend but I don't. Stupid drunk talk.

It was a bluff.

GO PUFF YOURSELF.

I'll shower WHEN I DAMN WELL PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Whoever loves me at my very dirtiest is my true soulmate.soul mate. Just kidding, I'll grab one soon. You deserve it, been a fucked up time.

Love to all my beautiful protectors.

I do have some I'm really into but that's likely a ways out.

 

[stevek]

*someone

 

[Vegas Dave]

I hope your bluffs are better at the poker table than that girlfriend one stevie or else I'd recommend you stay retired

 

[stevek]

I didn't mean that at all Dave. She's incredible and the family is amazing. I got really drunk and horny last night and almost made a big mistake.


Thank God I didnt.

Now that I'm sober I've come to realize that it's me and her for eternity.

 

[Blitty]

Steves please transfer me 20 points-tryin g to go PRO-will reimburse you

 

[Matty]

Now that I'm sober I've come to realize that it's me and her for eternity.

Sig'ed

 

[stevek]

Spoke to a retail manager this morning.

I was a real bitch at first and she was very understanding with a very beautiful and sexy voice.

I think her and I should date at some point.

Some point being any time she wants to.

Any time at all, beautiful.

Unless you have a cool boyfriend of course.

Sigh.

If you have a boyfriend cheating on you or is a douche in real life (steals from people, shit like that) let's get nasty and poop on his face.

 

[stevek]

Dinner lined up w property Mgr boobies as well.

We continue to speak in full detail about everything on a daily basis or more.

She loves Google Cloud.

She just got a new position.

Awesome woman, who's always been there.

Love you baby.

Looking quite forward to it.

 

[stevek]

Steves please transfer me 20 points-tryin g to go PRO-will reimburse you

Bro I'm up to 4017 points.

Cushion betting for nothing, lol.

You're arguably the best bettor in the world so I'll go all in on any picks from you.

Let's go!!!!

 

[stevek]

I hope your bluffs are better at the poker table than that girlfriend one stevie or else I'd recommend you stay retired

Bro that 3% you landed off that big player, once again congrats bro. HUGH score.

 

[stevek]

I hope your bluffs are better at the poker table than that girlfriend one stevie or else I'd recommend you stay retired

Bro that 3% you landed off that big player, once again congrats bro. HUGH play.

#highfive

 

[roguejuror]

She loves Google Cloud.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Thanks Stevie! Might I suggest a new thread: Stevie's Sexcapades?!? We are trying to find a replacement for Caspers Courtships.

 

[kato]

keeper

fuck dropbox

 

[stevek]

The other night this college girl was crying on a park bench.

This frat guy came out of this nice apartment party and she tried to throw a bottle at him because he broke her heart.

I made a sick interception, for a bum.

She went back back inside and he gave me a fantastic craft beer.

Then it was back to dumpster diving.

 

[roguejuror]

The other night this college girl was crying on a park bench.

This frat guy came out of this nice apartment party and she tried to throw a bottle at him because he broke her heart.

I made a sick interception, for a bum.

She went back back inside and he gave me a fantastic craft beer.

Then it was back to dumpster diving.

aww

 

[MrX]

What I wouldn't give to watch video of the actual inspiring events while a soft voice reads steves's interpretation of what went down.