Stevek tries to get good at music

[Matty]

Yeah Stevie, you need to livestream yo shit.

 

[stevek]

Sexiest voice goes to retail manager girl.

She very softly and kindly explained in call one why I was wrong when I was a really fucking nasty bitch, then was way too understanding as I debated being even nastier - which she clearly knew.

Then she very softly and quickly accepted my apology and hung up real quick.

I think she could make a lot of money playing pot limit omaha, if Vegas Dave were to agree.

 

[stevek]

Where's buttholesurfer been? She been alright?

Best screen name. Evarrrr.

 

[stevek]

I found that my diet was off which lead to indigestion which lead to strange bowels.

As a result I went to the proctololigist. It turned out to be all smoking hot nurses. They gave me anesthesia so I have no idea what even happened.

All I know is that when I left I felt so much better.

 

[Blitty]

Common steves

3:45 mark in video

Brass Against Issues Apology After Singer Sophia Urista Pees on Fan's Face During Festival Set

'That’s not something the rest of us expected, and it’s not something you’ll see again at our shows'

www.spin.com

 

[stevek]

Oh common he loved it.

Wanda bitch.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Sexiest voice goes to retail manager girl.

She very softly and kindly explained in call one why I was wrong when I was a really fucking nasty bitch, then was way too understanding as I debated being even nastier - which she clearly knew.

Then she very softly and quickly accepted my apology and hung up real quick.

I think she could make a lot of money playing pot limit omaha, if Vegas Dave were to agree.

Yes I always say the key to being a great PLO player is a sexy voice!

 

[Matty]

This thread is a giant cocktease. Where the fuck is the Stevie-gets-good-at-music content?

Don't bring up the jail excuse. Figure it out man.

 

[Tron]

On Page 134, Steve gets good at music. Stop rushing him, Matty.

 

[Vegas Dave]

Common steves

3:45 mark in video

Brass Against Issues Apology After Singer Sophia Urista Pees on Fan's Face During Festival Set

'That’s not something the rest of us expected, and it’s not something you’ll see again at our shows'

www.spin.com

Chick had pretty impressive flow here. (Get it?)

Seemed like a victimless crime (she had to piss and dude clearly loved it) until he started showering everyone with it LOL

 

[Matty]

Oh my. Wasn't just a drizzle, eh? Guy got properly basted.

 

[roguejuror]

Have the guy sue yet?

 

[Vegas Dave]

"I thought I was consenting but she basically waterboarded me. I have PTSD. I can't sleep at night. I can't get a job because I'm that guy who got pissed on. I demand $6.8 million."

 

[stevek]

There was this blonde last night outside of a gas station that absolutely made my jaw drop. I could swear she glared at me. But then a dude met up w her, so maybe she's taken, idk.

I cannot get her face and beautiful voice out of mind.

Inspiration.

What I DO know is she is an absolute fucking goddess and I would do absolutely anything to make her smile.

I had to leave that area for other reasons but you had better believe that I'll be back there soon enough praying to God that I see her again.

 

[Matty]

What happened to the girl in my signature? You goldfish-brained fuck?

 

[Vegas Dave]

What I DO know is she is an absolute fucking goddess and I would do absolutely anything to make her smile.

Including getting and staying sober? I bet she'd dig that.

 

[stevek]

There was another one tonight looking disgruntled as she walked her dog. Mixed hair, perfect body. Absolutely breathtaking.

She can walk me anytime, if I should be so fortunate.

I will work on getting qualified for her, blonde from last night and the devil.

 

[stevek]

These two college girls were sharing a giggle as well early tonight.

Not sure what that was about, but the way they giggled made me blush and giggle a bit.