Stevek Poker Thread established 5.20.2023

[stevek]

Running bankroll: $1,349

 

[stevek]

Hit up the vending machine for a Big Texas Cinnamon Roll and an orange Gatorade.

RBR: $1,344

 

[Vegas Dave]

Hit up the vending machine for a Big Texas Cinnamon Roll and an orange Gatorade.

RBR: $1,344

Big Tex the vending machine legend for sure.

How does the running bankroll work?

 

[stevek]

That's how much money I have to play.

 

[Vegas Dave]

That's how much money I have to play.

Run it upppp 🔥

 

[roguejuror]

To the moon 🚀

 

[stevek]

Dogshit sesh except for a $200 bonus for aces over kings.

5.25 hours +$4

Spent $19 on General Tso's pikawk

RBR: $1,329

 

[stevek]

Poptart and Gatorade from vending machine. Got ripped off for a buck as the pop tart I purchased was too far back, but I really wanted it so I rebought.

RBR: $1,323

 

[roguejuror]

They should be comp'ing that General Tso motherfkrs

 

[stevek]

Seriously! It's usually $1/hr for playing but my comps have been saying zero for like a week.

Booshi!

 

[stevek]

Nothing like having an opponent shove $350 all in when we have the stone cold nuts! People trying to bluff me all night. Don't they know I'm a nit?

5.5 hours +$555

And Vegas Dave rejoiced.

RBR: $1,822

 

[roguejuror]

boom !!

now demand that comp rice

 

[stevek]

It turns out that the machines are screwed up, showing zero comps!

Last night's pizza was free!

 

[stevek]

Lost $83 in play but hit a $300 high hand to keep the hot streak alive.

8.5 hours
+$217

RBR: $2,022

And the natives quietly rejoiced

 

[Vegas Dave]

Lost $83 in play but hit a $300 high hand to keep the hot streak alive.

8.5 hours
+$217

RBR: $2,022

And the natives quietly rejoiced

Damn Stevey you should go pro on winning house jackpots 🔥

 

[roguejuror]

stick that rocket in their ass 🚀

 

[stevek]

Damn Stevey you should go pro on winning house jackpots 🔥

Seriously!

Maybe I am already doing that?!

Beats donating plasma!

 

[stevek]

stick that rocket in their ass 🚀

Wait

What rocket

WHOSE ASS?!