so, i got arrested tonight

[Archie]

Cali is dumb and chubby

everyone join in!!!!

 

[CaliGirlNY]

wtf dudes?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

why am i being ganged up on tonight? hm?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

oh and blitty... according to you lies you tapped my so called meaty vagina. so do you now retract those statements?

i never hooked up with fiver. i was in toronto to visit and hook up with my friend Tony. duh guys, you knew this, i posted about this.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

oh and blitty... according to you lies you tapped my so called meaty vagina. so do you now retract those statements?

i never hooked up with fiver. i was in toronto to visit and hook up with my friend Tony. duh guys, you knew this, i posted about this.

Earth to Caligirl.

Please note: Not every post is directed at you or about you.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Earth to Caligirl.

Please note: Not every post is directed at you or about you.

i would like to learn more about you. is there a "ask monkeyfucker" thread or something that gives more information about the man behind the retarded smiley drawing?

 

[Virtuoso]

cali take the towel off

 

[rito]

i would like to learn more about you. is there a "ask monkeyfucker" thread or something that gives more information about the man behind the retarded smiley drawing?

actually i think there is

 

[FairWarning]

How do you not carry other forms of identification as well? Social security card, credit cards, health insurance, etc.

A lot of places require a second form of ID. If you've been drinking for 10 years, you should know that by now.

Why would anyone carry a SS card to a concert? Lose it and you're screwed.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

yeah mine is with my passport and birth certificate in my fireproof lockbox.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Why would anyone carry a SS card to a concert? Lose it and you're screwed.

True. You can't get another one.

 

[betplom]

True. You can't get another one.

Lose your card and they issue a new number?

USA will run out of SS numbers soon.

Perhaps they can borrow some, I hear their credit is AA.

 

[FairWarning]

Lose your card and they issue a new number?

USA will run out of SS numbers soon.

Perhaps they can borrow some, I hear their credit is AA.

Problem is someone picks it up and starts opening CC accounts based on that # and a little google check.

I dont know many who have two picture ID's. Concert security are dicks and power-hungry.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Problem is someone picks it up and starts opening CC accounts based on that # and a little google check.

I dont know many who have two picture ID's. Concert security are dicks and power-hungry.

spot on chap

 

[CaliGirlNY]

http://lenpenzo.com/blog/id1510-18-fast-facts-you-didnt-know-about-social-security-numbers.html

 

[Patty]

 

[Tron]

I do not carry my social security card around with me

I actually think that is very dumb


But I almost always have at least a debit card and health insurance card in my wallet

 

[roguejuror]

cali take the towel off

Do it on NFL Sunday week 1