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So I’m Officially In Vegas

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I really am trying, but I just keep running into obstacles - like Casp -seriously man, the other day I tried to sprint to a doctor's office, instead I flew into a soda machine and concussed myself.

So fucked up man.

Teela I was but there was a small cyclone near my right foot - I ended up dropping the pills and then a condor swooped down and flew down a corridor.

I tried to make wings out of some newspapers then I was like dude - chill.

Teela - are you still a filthy hooker?

I am fucking FILTHY right now and it is TERRIBLE.
 
I was prescribed, then I wasn't. Then, I was btu then I wasn't. Then what happened is I was - then I wasn't.

Then the other time I was, then I wasn't.

Also there was a new development when I was prescribed - then I wasn't.

The next time I tried to get prescribed then I was pegged by model hot interrogators.

Hey - it happens.

I mean - if you're me.
 
I was prescribed, then I wasn't. Then, I was btu then I wasn't. Then what happened is I was - then I wasn't.

Then the other time I was, then I wasn't.

Also there was a new development when I was prescribed - then I wasn't.

The next time I tried to get prescribed then I was pegged by model hot interrogators.

Hey - it happens.

I mean - if you're me.

This is all just funny ass, hot ass role play stuff of course - NOTHING else. I LOVE when hot women confuse me, I really do, as cryptically as possible.

I know that I'm extremely intelligent and quick and I love it when they confuse the fuck out of me then blindside me with some stuff that I had no idea they knew about me then -

Yup.

Please, no slutshaming.

I'm not Jared or Caleb Followill and I'm not into female wrestlers or any wrestlers at all.

Who here is into female wrestlers?

I can tell you where to find the best ones - if that's what you like. Just don't slutshame them unless you can outmoney them because -

They MIGHT decide to slutshame YOU.