Sicilians were Spawned by Niggers

[EnglishMike]

Mike, I just took down a dirty internet slut in your honor.

Mike, all of her orifices smelled horrible.

Mike, she was easily the easiest first date one night stand in my life. I'm not as proud of that as I should be.

Mike, I was about to pass on it and send her hiking from my apt, but I finished the deed for you. I hope I made you proud.

I dream of kissing Katie Couric, possibly with tongue contact, so as you can imagine, she's pretty impressive. Give me the password you cunt. Or send me the unwashed sheets, you owe me big time for turning you into Orange County's resident sex fiend.

 

[Blitty]

Mike, I've been in NYC for over 2 years, you cunt.

Get out here.


Ask Bread if I make a good host.

 

[Blitty]

I was gonna burn these sheets after tonight, but I'll send them your way. Pm me your address.

 

[EnglishMike]

life's ok. can't believe it's really you. mostly avoid internet. drinking at folks house.

I don't get around the forums much myself, only discovered this place by accident and as you can imagine, was shocked to see a few of the old faces.

If you haven't got the cartel on your tail you'll enjoy this. If you have, don't have nightmares.

http://www.bestgore.com/beheading/c...eo-sinaloa-cartel-members-decapitated-mexico/

 

[EnglishMike]

Mike, I've been in NYC for over 2 years, you cunt.

Get out here.


Ask Bread if I make a good host.

You in NY now? What took you out there? Must be tough in the winter having lived where you did.

 

[Blitty]

There is definitely some type of sour starchy discharge stains all over these sheets, and they didn't come out of my body..

 

[Blitty]

A pimp of my status can't be stuck on just one coast.

All the fur burgers here keep me warm in winter.

 

[EnglishMike]

I was gonna burn these sheets after tonight, but I'll send them your way. Pm me your address.

1000 Mammon Lane, Springfield

 

[EnglishMike]

There is definitely some type of sour starchy discharge stains all over these sheets, and they didn't come out of my body..

Sounds like a perfect EBAY item.

 

[Blitty]

I'll shoot these vile fabrics over to you on Monday. Enjoy.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

How things MF?

Last time I spoke to you you were considering taking the same career path as Ron Jeremy.

Good, man. Same ol'. Some ol'. Still in Vegas. Gambling and shit.

Sadly, the porn production company never got off the ground.

 

[roguejuror]

Sadly, the porn production company never got off the ground.

Monkey am I imagining it or did we actually have a talk then about me "performing" for your productions?

mind playing tricks on me

 

[betplom]

Monkey am I imagining it or did we actually have a talk then about me "performing" for your productions?

mind playing tricks on me

We would need to see a previous recorded sexual performance showcasing your porn ability before making a decision.

Post link in this thread.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Monkey am I imagining it or did we actually have a talk then about me "performing" for your productions?

mind playing tricks on me

Yeah. We did. Must have been at the bash.

 

[Bread]

Mike, I've been in NYC for over 2 years, you cunt.

Get out here.


Ask Bread if I make a good host.

Sure wish you could host me again in December. In your asshole.

 

[Saulty]

Bread come to Atlanta. You and I will go party with Tony Gonzales wife.

 

[EnglishMike]

Sadly, the porn production company never got off the ground.

Sadly indeed. Good to see you're still around.

 

[EnglishMike]

We would need to see a previous recorded sexual performance showcasing your porn ability before making a decision.

Post link in this thread.

Cock the size of a babies arm. And it was kinda shiny too, like it was made of leather, just had a really durable look about it. Reminded me loosely of a paif of well made shoes, just really well crafted.