Sicilians were Spawned by Niggers

[EnglishMike]

Yeah, GTFO!

Plom. It's me. It's been awhile. Donald Trump saw the Credit wagering honey trap thread and offered me a job. He sacked me yesterday,
said something about getting a Sicilian to detail his car. Cunt.

 

[EnglishMike]

mikeyy!!!

I still mass message your identical introductory message when online dating.

That messaged had brought me half way to the century club!!

I owe you BIG time pal!

That whole thing got a bit weird. I tried to contact the ugly fat ones that you'd rejected but couldn't find a way of being me whilst being you whilst being neither of us. It got confusing because my opening line was always: 'I know you're not interested in that guy but you may be interested in me,' at which point they wondered why the fuck someone would use someone else's profile to contact people the original guy had rejected.

It never occurred to me to just open my own profile.

Post the intro, i've forgotten it.

 

[reno cool]

I dont know if plommer was saying cunt during english mikes time

 

[EnglishMike]

If this is true then it's almost as good as having Dodif or Jamie_UK posting here!

gaylive just got a whole lot gayer, fellas!

Plommer : I'm honoured, really I am, but if my appearing is a big day for you, I fear you've lost the fukkin plot son.

How's things?

 

[Blitty]

I can't give out the current modified version, because its internet pussy gold. Similar to how pro gamblers don't give out their betting secrets.


But the rough idea is:

Hey I like your profile and you're cute..

How's your week going?





Internet.

Pussy.

Gold.

 

[EnglishMike]

I dont know if plommer was saying cunt during english mikes time

I think Plommer knows of our joint admiration of that particular dastardly and sexy word.

 

[EnglishMike]

That is very obviously EnglishMike, stfu saulty.

Still a fukkin sharp I see....

 

[Blitty]

Mike, we've had a lot of imposters here lately.

Can you give us more proof it's you?

What did the bartender look like?

 

[Matty]

Nah, very much a square, I got a real job now.

T'was SIA btw. For some reason people started to suspect I was a paid shill when all I was trying to do was tell all those retarded fokken degens how to easily make some coin without having to use any brainpower.

 

[EnglishMike]

Similar to how pro gamblers don't give out their betting secrets.

I lol'd very hard there.

That site should be shown to every teenager that picks up his yearbook and leaves school for the last time to enter the weird and wonderful thing that is called the world.

It would kickstart their life by at least five years. It's literally impossible not to hook up with a bi-polar, depressed, over weight single mom.

Quite frankly, it's heaven.

 

[EnglishMike]

Mike, we've had a lot of imposters here lately.

Can you give us more proof it's you?

What did the bartender look like?

That's like asking Tom Brady what the kid he gave an autograph to three years ago looked like.

How about....we never did get to that Angels - Pads game?

 

[Matty]

It's literally impossible not to hook up with a bi-polar, depressed, over weight single mom.

Quite frankly, it's heaven.

You two smooth bastards.

 

[betplom]

Plommer : I'm honoured, really I am, but if my appearing is a big day for you, I fear you've lost the fukkin plot son.

How's things?

Still inhaling exhaling daily so I can't complain.

Mike, still a little skeptical here pal.

 

[betplom]

OK, going to give EM the benefit of the doubt and we believe it's him until proven otherwise.

 

[EnglishMike]

Nah, very much a square, I got a real job now.

T'was SIA btw. For some reason people started to suspect I was a paid shill when all I was trying to do was tell all those retarded fokken degens how to easily make some coin without having to use any brainpower.

I prefer people who admit they make fukk all out of gambling, kinda fits my profile Matt.

 

[EnglishMike]

Still inhaling exhaling daily so I can't complain.

Mike, still a little skeptical here pal.

Plom, just come out and say it: You want to skype and talk to me about your disabled porn torrent collection.

I know you too well Plom - and yet - I know nothing about you.

I want to give you a hicky. (We say Lovebite, you say Hicky)

 

[Saulty]

That is very obviously EnglishMike, stfu saulty.

OK EM it is. Welcome back homey. How is Kidderminster doing these days EM? That was your home team right?

 

[betplom]

I dont know if plommer was saying cunt during english mikes time

Plommers been saying cunt since the first time he heard his mother call him one as a terrible two year old.

Plom, just come out and say it: You want to skype and talk to me about your disabled porn torrent collection.

I know you too well Plom - and yet - I know nothing about you.

I want to give you a hicky. (We say Lovebite, you say Hicky)