Sex Shop

[Mudcat]

The store I was at was called Aren't We Naughty.

How ridiculous.

 

[Saulty]

I like to hopelessly wander around a sex shop. Too shy to enter one. How do you guys do it?

 

[IAG]

I wonder if there were different sizes. It seems crazy to not have them, but I don't think so. I was taking a pretty relaxed look at everything.

It's because you were looking in the wrong place. THe extra large penis toys are at the sister store "Aren't we haughty?"

 

[Mudcat]

Oh dear.

 

[Mudcat]

No but seriously man, the hell is up with these Fleshlights?

I have been hearing about those forever. I looked at them and could see no reason to want one. Like even for free.

Maybe I am missing something.

 

[housepicks]

Yeah you're missing something.

It's called a wife or girlfriend.

And while we're at it. Friends,happiness, and a good attitude.

 

[IAG]

Settle down House.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I used to go to a sex shop when I lived in NYC almost daily. It was across the street from the office building I worked at when I was a headhunter. I would go on my lunch break and masturbate in the booths after two martinis and a burger.



Looking back at it now, those lunch breaks hit the spot.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i've spent thousands of dollars and sex shops over the years.

 

[Blitty]

No but seriously man, the hell is up with these Fleshlights?

I have been hearing about those forever. I looked at them and could see no reason to want one. Like even for free.

Maybe I am missing something.

I always thought they seemed practical from the description.

Does your gadget resemble any orifices? Or skin texture?

Those seem like the types of criteria I would look into.

 

[Mudcat]

The gadget has an entrance piece molded to look like a vagina. I used it at first but then stopped bothering. I just kinda unscrew the top off. Doesn't do anything for me.

Looking around now, I see there are also mouths and anuses available.

It's all about the sensation of the electric powered nubbins for me. Maybe I am in the minority, but the idea of telling myself I am really in an honest-to-gawd vagina or anus RIGHT NOW ---> wouldn't work.



The fleshlight just looks to me like a big loose thing to cum in. Basically like masturbation - but looser.





Here's a picture of the thing I got (which I really have lost quite a bit of interest in due to the size issue).

 

[reno cool]

holy crap, what a contraption. How much do these things go for?

Long ago I read a tip on line about clearing out the inside of a plantain and putting your cock in there. I'll spare you the details, it wasn't bad when worked, but encountered numerous problems, including finding a wide enough and ripe enough plantain. :sparesomecutter:
If you have large and ripe plantains in your area give it a shot

 

[Mudcat]

$120 ?? Something like that?

Could probably get them cheaper on-line ??

The size thing though - it's pretty ridiculous. Like since when in the history of humans does one size of anything fit all?

Imagine going to a clothing store and it's just like shirt. One shirt.

Come on.

 

[eggs]

Do dudes wear strap ons?

Asking for a a not so well endowed friend.

 

[reno cool]

I thought you were on a budget Plommer can get 6 hookers for that

 

[Blitty]

At least there is a viable market on eBay/craigslist if you decide to sell it.

 

[Blitty]

I thought you were on a budget Plommer can get 6 hookers for that

 

[roguejuror]

plommer no longer gets hookers, he tell bitches to fuck him and they just do