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just once, my girl bought some kind of gel that makes blowjobs taste like candy. i tried it on her nipples it was pretty tasty.

i received a lot more blowjobs that month.

maybe i should go buy some more, do you think she will take the subtle hint?

should have gotten it for mothers day
 
reno cool
I know you wanna tell us, what'd you get?
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Who me?

I don't know if I would say I want to tell anyone exactly. I browsed the whole store out of curiosity but logically, as I don't have a sexual partner at the moment, my purchase was in the "masturbators" section. Is that something I want to crow about? Buying masturbation aids?

Ehh whatever. It is what it is.

So I bought a thing called a roto-bator which is an electric thingy that you put your wang in and it spins in many different ways and rubs little nubbins all over your lubed up dingus. Unanticipated problem though - apparently I am above average in size.

I already knew that from feedback through my lifetime, but I didn't think I was that much out of range. My only real experience looking at Woodies is in porn and I am not large compared to those. But anyway, I can't really get inside this device like you're supposed to. Just the tip.

It is still an interesting sensation though. Don't get me wrong. It's like yee haw for a little change once in awhile. Like ride 'em cowboy.

But yeah.



Ah, life's rich fabric.
 
l7ustin
just once, my girl bought some kind of gel that makes blowjobs taste like candy. i tried it on her nipples it was pretty tasty.

i received a lot more blowjobs that month.

maybe i should go buy some more, do you think she will take the subtle hint?

should have gotten it for mothers day
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Sicko.
 
l7ustin
just once, my girl bought some kind of gel that makes blowjobs taste like candy. i tried it on her nipples it was pretty tasty.

i received a lot more blowjobs that month.

maybe i should go buy some more, do you think she will take the subtle hint?

should have gotten it for mothers day
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:yes:

This stuff is majorv +ev if your girl is into it.
 
Yep!

She's married now and looks very happy.

Good for her Rogie, I was concerned about her for a bit there.

Tris is a feel good story about beating your inner demons and moving on to a fulfilling life.

Still got her with the burning asshole though, that shit is forever.
 
I remember this one ex who used to really enjoy trips to the sex shop. She liked all kinds of vibrators and lubes and, I dunno, whatever else was going on there, I forget.

She wanted to put stuff in my butt though. Like she really seemed to like it. That was a matter of some contention.
 
what kinda battery power for the gizmo?

can you get your flacid peen, into a toliet paper roll?

a few times after the initial TP roll thread, when i'd been deprived and self deprived for a few days, I'd get inside one and then try to "HULK OUT" out of it with some blood flow and Kegal flexes..


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alas my tallywacker is not stronger than some corrugated cardboard



good luck on your interview, Muddy!
 
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