reno cool's quote thread

[betplom]

I once worked with special needs kids. One of the third grade girls (who was quite well developed) patted my right boob and then said, "Oh. Small." It's sad when an eight year old has a bigger cup size than I do.

 

[reno cool]

Bread i will strike so hardly my no.9 shoe on your head,that the few hair left on your head will fall down and you become in your real aspect,bald swine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bald water fowl,bald donkey,etc.etc.with which you wanna go????????????????? IDIOT
you are hopefull you can win with me in sex???????????????????????holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!

Ummm....I'll go with bald swine. Thanks!

legendary exchange.

 

[roguejuror]

Last night i got to listen to a priest tell me over and over that i was living in sin. Then he wanted all the fathers to say why they were baptizing their baby. Rather than spew out some bs lies i said i didnt speak spanish, he asked in english, i said i was dutch. I hate religion.

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[MrX]

It's hard to think of a problem where moving to Panama is not the solution.

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[Bread]

puss


JD will ,a make your paind succed

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[senco78]

calm down Bread,
someone highjacked my computer last night

 

[roguejuror]

Durito you just keep on winning

 

[roguejuror]

what a fukin idiot.

Darwinism at its finest

 

[Polaroid]

A young nanny's heart attack death as she was using a sex toy and watching pornography was most likely due to her state of sexual arousal, an inquest has heard.

A bit long but pally's 1000th post in response to the above has a lot of good quotes and deserves to be remembered forever.

wow well my initial thought was DAMN this is a fukin HOT CHICK let's see what this is all about. she looks like some of the pics that pop up at my sites when I include "UK" and "facebook" in the search terms. But then I saw she died whilst cumbing and I was like FUK! that is crazy and sad. It was a mix of powerful quick emotional hits that almost never go together.

But very weirdly, I just had an experience a few hours ago where they did go together as well. Basically what happened was, I fired up one of my favorite sites, and I'm looking through the chicks, scanning for my faves, and I see an old standby, so I open her page. And basically it says "As many of you know, I have a brain tumor and I am having brain surgery on July first. I don't know how that will affect my typing, but don't worry I have many updates set aside for you to enjoy"

So I was like Jesus, this chick is gonna die, she got a tumor in her head, and she's still making sure her site is updated and will try to keep typing unless her brain surgery makes her too messed up to type???

And I was like damn.....so I was looking at the intro thumbnails for her new updates and I was like damn, should I just go ahead and do the usual perusing and saving of pics from her site?? It did ruin it, I just closed out the entire site and went and did some work I should have been doing anyway. I mean how can you look at porn pics of a chick who is about to be dead?

Then I was imagining what if there was some porn chick who was so dedicated to porn that she battled through some horrible disease and kept doing porn right up until the day she died, kept doing porn shows. I can see that happening, on the playboy channel, some chick is so dedicated to porn that even though she is dying she wants to do live porn shows right to the very end, and the Playboy Channel has her doing shows, even though she has had a ton of chemo or whatever and is barely strong enough to lift her hand, she just wants to go out doing porn. And on the show the Playboy Channel producers and all her fans would talk about how dedicated she was and how she lived for pleasing her fans and all that.

I just searched more for this chick, she was SUPER HOT. I still cannot get over the fact that women sometimes do sex things when there is no guy around and no one even watching. It just seems like if there's no one there, and no one watching, a woman would NEVER EVER be doing sex stuff, she would ALWAYS opt to be doing something else. I just cant believe that that might not be the case. I mean this nicola chick was fukin SUPER HOT.

She was watching PORN MOVIES???? WHAT KIND?????? Were they just generic porns?? What was the "angle"?

I just do not get it. Women are such UNSOLVABLE CREATURES!! Like for instance, does Robyn ever, you know what I'm saying, "play with herself"??? I don't mean when bread is there egging her on, I mean like when really no one else is around. I couldn't even possibly hazard a guess. I wouldn't even know where to start analyzing to be able to make some kind of semi-educated guess.

This nicola chick was UNBELIEVABLY HOT, like my dream girl, and apparently HONESTLY AND TRULY HORNY!!! I would kill to know what movie she was watching. I REALLY should move to the UK where there are MILLIONS of chicks just like this, and sports betting is easy to do and NOT TAXED.

 

[Rubyn]

Pally is very horny in the butt.

 

[Polaroid]

Forgot about that one.

robyn and mrs x i have a question

do women ever get "horny in the butt"?

I don't quite know how to express what I'm trying to ask, but do you understand what I'm asking?

 

[Bread]

Poly I think every few days one of us, or someone, should start a "What is Pally's Take?" type thread. That was highly enjoyable.

 

[roguejuror]

And Amby....I wear wigs in public and walk around with a little stuffed dog. Do you really think I give two shits about who is laughing at me?

good say

 

[MrX]

Fucking bloody mother fucking hell. It's you, isn't it?

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[Matty]

Wait, what does "mid-leaning" Republican mean?

That doesn't mean she does yoga to Glenn Beck does it?

Cause I'd have to pull out.

 

[Tron]

Cougar Bait

Wally's To Do List:

1. Find a woman who is horny in the butt
2. Explain the differences between morals and ethics to a bunch of drunk gamblers
3. Hide emotional scars through long-winded and artfully crafted posts you are certain drunk gamblers are too ADHD to read all the way through.
4. Sign up for another co-ed softball team
5. Lay the chalk on Red Sox ML today

 

[Bread]

HELLO!

But girls who smoke crack are easy, and there is something sexy about easy pussy.

 

[roguejuror]

that shari one is good