reno cool's quote thread

[roguejuror]

Reno Cool comes downstairs all the time saying "wow, I didn't know that about you". He learns more about me here than in real life, and we live in the same house.

 

[Bread]

shit dog doggie

Classic.

 

[reno cool]

I predict that this doesn't end well for someone. Let's hope it's not me.

. Of course maybe his linemonkey really is sharp and I'll just keep losing.

 

[roguejuror]

dumbass. Hasn't that new age shit been played out yet?

:

 

[roguejuror]

I have even been in a situation where I was sitting on the toilet and I could hear a sports update starting in the next room, and I will start singing to drown it out.

:muddy:

 

[Bread]

Robyn, one morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stick ball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.

 

[RogueScholar]

And get an avatar up kid.

Get with the program.

Also, we all enjoy oral, so let's see your stats.

Cougar Bait is on fire today.

 

[roguejuror]

Stevie, wtf? You always got some shit going on.

!

 

[roguejuror]

any kind of occasional camaraderie I may be looking for is usually filled by make believe internet friends or annoying family members, I will happily die alone

 

[roguejuror]

joran vandersloot!! HELLSYEAH son!! He's a BAD DUDE. VICIOUS caucasian!! loves gambling, plays poker, lies, has a temper, kills b*tches if they say the wrong thing, 6 foot 3 hot as hell b*tches love him anyway even though they know he might kill them

THAT GUY IS FUKIN AWESOME

 

[roguejuror]

Bread, Tomato thinks you have a gambling problem.

lol

 

[reno cool]

Juror and Durito aren't fools, they know that the organs of most Gamelive members aren't worth the alcohol they are pickled in.

classic

 

[Polaroid]

So many to choose from.

honestly weirdest shit of my life chip...plowing htis kids mom...hes in the corner behind a hotel potted plant

might have even been a fake plant

i wont be able to get my dick hard anymore unless theres a black kid hiding behind a house plant

 

[Bread]

Oh wow...

My little nephew can calculate your percentage. 0%

 

[roguejuror]

mudcat, you are gay right?

sorry if you aren't, I thought that was established somewhere along the lines way back when...

but it may just have been the old stereotypes perpetuating themselves...


skinny dude, with a mustache, living alone and you kinda had gayish jeans in one vid I saw.....

sorry if I mis-remembered or got it twisted somehow

 

[reno cool]

wait... we need to fill in the blanks here.... too many pet names for unknown entities

who is the

"friend"
"Punk ass bitch"
"punk pussy motherphucker"
and the final "you" that you refered to here...

fill those in and I'll translate this for ya

 

[roguejuror]

Everyone knows that MonkeyF0cker is a concentrated ball of bad motives.

 

[roguejuror]

LOL @ Herman and yellowfist.

Sometimes I feel bad about all the free laughs I get around this place and that place.