reno cool's quote thread

[reno cool]

By the age of 35 people know if they are ugly or not. And nigga, you's ugly.

I like jive

 

[roguejuror]

Drunk thread is drunk thread.

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[roguejuror]

5'11"

Boys the whole point of this exercise was to impress a girl. Turns out we impressed a girl before we even got started. I'm still committed to this, but when you're walking along a street fair and your GF wants to share a deep-fried funnel cake and you tell her you're both gonna be fat if you do this and she shrugs and says "we're just gonna have more sex to burn it off"...

...boys you eat the goddamn funnel cake and lick the mountain of powdered sugar right off the fokken plate.

!!!

 

[reno cool]

And that's why England only has a small island of land and we have a large prosperous territory...

good stuff

 

[roguejuror]

i like being cummed on. on my tits, my face, my ass, whatever, it's fun.

 

[Matty]

parlay killer

hes cute too

 

[roguejuror]

Fat bitch was running a treadmill today. I was thinking how can you run a treadmill so good and still be so fat

 

[reno cool]

Cali, I love you like the girlfriend I'll never have, pal.

Having said that if I were you, young, attractive, female, in NYC I would be using my vagina so much that I wouldn't recognize it after a few days.

Why are you on here typing pal? Get out there and use that vag!

Common!

excellent!

 

[roguejuror]

that's a good one reno

 

[roguejuror]

I'm not your average guy Bay Bud. That's why I've been married for a while now. In my house is either my opinion that counts or the highway.

!!

 

[roguejuror]

suegra gloria tagged herself in all 82 of my rio pictures.

i went through each one and untagged them all.

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[reno cool]

Kmart is for people who shop at WalMart.

 

[Badnina]

I read evry post of Robyns when I can because she is smart and witty with an iron chin. You would not under any circumstances stop by a bar after work and pound a few with the boys if Robyn was at home waiting for you. Teela and BadNina, hmm, I'd have to start lifting weights, get some hair transplanted, study my dictionary and learn to tuck my shirt in just for starters. They are composed and very beautiful. The boys at work wouldnt even bother asking if you wanted to stop by for a drink if they saw you with one of those two.

Obviously this was pre MeltDown 2010.

 

[Rubyn]

That SBR John was quite the charmer in his day.

 

[Badnina]

think his mind was addled by that new strain of gonorrhea?

 

[Fu Manchu]

nah, its actually surprisingly benign, nina.

 

[roguejuror]

you have impeccable taste.

stay gold ponyboy.

pro

 

[Mudcat]

Obviously this was pre MeltDown 2010.

The phrase "used car salesman" comes to mind.