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BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE I CANT GO TO MY LOVELY WIFE EITHER THE MONEY I USE IS FROM MY OWN PROPERTY SHE DOESNT GET INVOLVED WITH MY REAL ESTATE SHE SAYS THE IRS ISNT GOING TO THROW HER IN JAIL ISNT SHE A SWEETHEART FELLAS.

BOYS I AM SO DEPRESSED I WAS EVEN THINKING OF GOING THE SHRINK ROUTE BUT I DONT HAVE A GARAGE I LIT THE PROPANE TANK AND STUCK MY HEAD IN IT BUT A STRONG WIND GUST BLEW OUT THE FLAME ALL I GOT WAS AN ORDER FROM MY LOVELY WIFE TO FILL UP THE PROPANE TANK SO SHE CAN HAVE A COOK OUT.




omg THIS guy is straight money.