Random thoughts

[Matty]

and thee all the guilt is washed away.

Solid drunken Shakespearean English there, asshole.

 

[Mudcat]

As stupid as cigarettes are, could cigars be even stupider?

 

[Mudcat]

Like, you don't inhale cigars, do you? I never did on the rare occasions I have tried them.

I see guys on TV, they don't seem to be inhaling their cigars.

In a way, you could say that is smarter, not inhaling the smoke into your lungs. Smoke in your lungs is clearly not good for you.

But then really, what are you actually doing? What is the point? Just wandering around with a damn penis in your mouth?

 

[reno cool]

not a big fan of cigars. I've been mostly chewing nicotine gum for years now. As an expert in this field I can tell you that you do get your nicotine fix farting around with the cigar, even without inhaling it.

 

[Mudcat]

Plus a honking-on-bobo fix.

 

[reno cool]

homophobe

 

[Mudcat]

Meanwhile I got my Census notification. Time to do my civic duty and whatnot.

Pray for me.

 

[Mudcat]

Well. That took about 3 and a half seconds.

I was expecting to be all put out but it was over before it began.

Hopefully all my infrastructure needs will be met going forward.

 

[roguejuror]

did you make sure to check Inuit?

 

[MrMonkey]

Rarely I see the truck but always hear the jingle! Going around presently as i type! Early today isn't it! Saturday I guess!

 

[reno cool]

that's kinda what I picture goes on in mr. Monkeys head. pal

 

[MrMonkey]

that's kinda what I picture goes on in mr. Monkeys head. pal

RC, are you saying maybe there is no truck going around the neighborhood? Does seem early coming around before noon! OMG no! :

 

[Mudcat]

Man o man, I could go for something off the ice cream truck.

Pavlovian response to the bells.

I get a very specific craving but I don't see it on this menu.

 

[Mudcat]

Figured it out. What I was remembering was not the Mister Softee truck but the Good Humor truck.

The craving was for these

I don't know what the yellow one is but Strawberry Shortcake and Chocolate Eclair --->

 

[mcbaseball10]

Those were certainly delicious. I have always been a Good Humour aficionado. (Humour, see what I did there Canada?)

 

[roguejuror]

Ukraine just won the Eurovision 15 to 1 odds


long live Crimea

[WEBM]https://cdn.streamable.com/video/mp4/8wjx.mp4[/WEBM]

 

[reno cool]

long live Crimea

they will now :
and so will many other countries

 

[Mudcat]

I wonder if I am entitled to some of Prince's fortune.

I feel like maybe.