Random thoughts

[reno cool]

scientist. pft. thats not a real thing. What does she really do Matty?

 

[Matty]

As far as I can tell, she sciences. Crunches numbers and graphs shit in Linux.

 

[betplom]

scientist. pft. thats not a real thing. What does she really do Matty?

She accomodates a French Canadian coke can kok.

If she does anal with him I have a whole new respect for her.

 

[Mudcat]

Some illustrations relating to Fleet Enema deployment

 

[reno cool]

no never Plommer. I only threw up once as an adult: drinking Skol vodka. And this was in college. I'am an expert drinker pal

 

[betplom]

I've had some unique experiences.

Apparently I'm the only one here that has been beaten by the police (while handcuffed), taken a beating in jail, been detained by Thunder Bay police for allegedly forcibly confining a hooker, claimed Italian citizenship, shit myself AND been to Yorkton Saskatchewan.

My bucket list has little left to complete.

 

[reno cool]

But you werent hoping to shit in your pants last time were ya?

 

[betplom]

But you werent hoping to shit in your pants last time were ya?

no, today was the only time I hoped to shit myself, because the pain/discomfort of opposing forces between bowel/rectum was so intense I wanted to scream. shitting myself would have been a hugh relief, and woulda saved time waiting in the ER.

 

[betplom]

Some illustrations relating to Fleet Enema deployment

looks erotic

 

[Mudcat]

Suppositories are another option

 

[reno cool]

yeah, thats whats scary. The amount of pain you must be feeling if you're hoping for that.

 

[betplom]

I'm gonna go buy some spinach and prunes, both have a lovely effect the next day.

 

[Mudcat]

I recommend a sodium phosphate chaser.

 

[betplom]

I recommend a sodium phosphate chaser.

Had to look that up.

Every site included a warning about possible kidney damage.

 

[RayRay]

 

[Mudcat]

Balderdash

You didn't get overcharged Muddy. You're just a poor fast food shopper. And I can't believe you ate all that in one sitting.

What am I supposed to do? They had a quarter pounder meal but it came with medium fries and pop. I don't want pop and I want large fries.

Maybe if I knew how much salt was going to be on the fries I might have scaled back. It was insane. Would you believe that, in order to do my post-dentist saltwater rinses, I had to go buy salt? I had no salt in this house. That's how little salt I use.

Then suddenly those fries. If I had saved just 1 McDonalds french fry, it could have taken care of all my wound cleansing needs.

 

[Matty]

I usually get 2 McDoubles and a small pop. 4 dollorz with tax.

McDoubles are insane value Mud.

 

[Mudcat]

I will make note of that on my scheduler for summer of 2028.

On further reflection, I might have gotten a double quarter pounder w/cheese. I recall being surprised at the double patty on there when my vague memory was of quarter pounders just being a 1 patty thing.

Hell, I don't know.

I was quite impressed with the girl that took my order though. I must be the only person in North America not familiar with McDonalds menu but she patiently fielded every question.

"So, do you have chicken McNuggets?"

"Oh good. What amounts do they come in?"

"Do you have pies?"



I must have seemed like some quaint visitor from outer space.