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I had to get a new battery for my car again. The last one died due to lack of exercise. Again.

It does not seem long ago I got that previous replacement. I know I talked about it on a forum when I was having trouble with my car's original battery due to lack of use. I don't know if it was gamelive where I talked about it - which would mean the replacement battery was 3 years old max. But maybe (probably) it was before that.

I hereby commit to getting the new battery plenny regular exercise. I probably made that same commitment with the last one when I got it, but then I had the job and the regular commute and I stopped having to think about such things.

Anyway, here we are.
 
The whole perception of blow jobs should actually be changed. What's one thing we can all agree is good for you? Protein. You are actually helping someone be healthier be sharing your protein with them. Now I'm not saying heterosexual males or lesbians or whoever else doesn't want to suck some shlong should be doing it heck I'm sure as fok not doing it but what I am saying is if it's something you like to do you shouldn't be acting like God's gift because you are doing it, you are gaining nutritional value that could be the difference between getting sick and not getting sick. It's a win win and both parties should just appreciate it. :greencheck:
 
Muddy stop it! I gotta focus on work!!!

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stevek173
The whole perception of blow jobs should actually be changed. What's one thing we can all agree is good for you? Protein. You are actually helping someone be healthier be sharing your protein with them. Now I'm not saying heterosexual males or lesbians or whoever else doesn't want to suck some shlong should be doing it heck I'm sure as fok not doing it but what I am saying is if it's something you like to do you shouldn't be acting like God's gift because you are doing it, you are gaining nutritional value that could be the difference between getting sick and not getting sick. It's a win win and both parties should just appreciate it. :greencheck:
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Would you share someone elses protein if is good for you Steve?
 
stevek173
The whole perception of blow jobs should actually be changed. What's one thing we can all agree is good for you? Protein. You are actually helping someone be healthier be sharing your protein with them. Now I'm not saying heterosexual males or lesbians or whoever else doesn't want to suck some shlong should be doing it heck I'm sure as fok not doing it but what I am saying is if it's something you like to do you shouldn't be acting like God's gift because you are doing it, you are gaining nutritional value that could be the difference between getting sick and not getting sick. It's a win win and both parties should just appreciate it. :greencheck:
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Yes I should, because I give the best blowies there ever was, is, or will be. Not to mention, the only reason your "sharing" your 6mg of protein is because I/women are getting you off, pleasuring you. And, AND, One would have to give 166.66 blow jobs to get 1 full gram of protein. Oh and it also contains about 2 calories per load. So at 166.66 you are also providing about 333.32 calories.

So lets say chick gives roughly 3 blowjobs a week, she'd have to blow you 3 times a week for 13 months to get that one gram.

Now you know.
 
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