Random thoughts

[senco78]

Everything you wanted to do before but couldn't because you had kids and were married. Read a book, WITHOUT interruptions. I personally enjoy going to the bathroom with out a knock on the door seconds later.

agreed
yep another mundane action that is taken for granted.
since you mention it,
gonna go try and squeeze 1 out and savor a dump in peace

 

[stevek173]

Senco this girl got a chance to last man? Sounds like there were some deep roots there.

 

[Cami]

agreed
yep another mundane action that is taken for granted.
since you mention it,
gonna go try and squeeze 1 out and savor a dump in peace

Why is it when men take a shit, they let their pants fall down around their ankles? Where as women keep their pants up as high as they possibly can with out peeing on them....

I have recently discovered the joy of taking your time in there and reading something, a little get-away from life.
It really is the small things man.

 

[Mudcat]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

 

[Cami]

Shit, double post, my bad.

 

[senco78]

Senco this girl got a chance to last man? Sounds like there were some deep roots there.

theres potential
check my FB friend list if ya like... Brooke (last name starts with) "D"

no signs of bat shit crazy like the last (whom started pressuring all kinds of ?s about marraige and would I support her, etc... couple weeks ago. )
no expectations though on my end
living 1 day at a time, gotta savor the flavor of the present tense before stroking out

 

[senco78]

Why is it when men take a shit, they let their pants fall down around their ankles? Where as women keep their pants up as high as they possibly can with out peeing on them....

I have recently discovered the joy of taking your time in there and reading something, a little get-away from life.
It really is the small things man.

FB is my go to defecating reading material.
my x thought I was a taught improper ass wiping techique cause I stand to wipe.
she wipes sitting
whats the consesus for wiping technique?
have I passed on improper wipe technique to the boys?

 

[Matty]

Have no idea how you can wipe standing up.

 

[Mudcat]

Yeah I wipe sitting and never considered that anybody might do otherwise. Never stopped to analyze it before but I guess it's all about the butt against seat acting as an additional stretching out factor for better access.



Reading on the crapper is another headscratcher for me. I don't read anything on the crapper. I don't go until I need to go so there is no time for reading. I sit, I crap, I wipe. There is no window for reading. I'm sure we have discussed this before and I don't remember what is going on with people who read. I guess they just don't have as easy a time of it so they are sitting there for awhile.

 

[betplom]

Have no idea how you can wipe standing up.

Pack on another 50 lbs and you will understand, fat boy.

 

[senco78]

sitting has to many complications
mainly mandingo being an all pro with the blocking scheme and picking up the blitz
then the careless appendage with opposing thumbs taking a shallow dip in poo water
3rd... not comfortable swiping with cheeks at full spread eagle

enough of bathroom discussion:
changing subjects here....


who has had hemeroids and to what extint ? ie: minor case, or more then minor and somewhat uncomfortable...
and dude, my fukn intestines are hanging out my ass?


honest answers only



P,s< we're not all here this evening
sleep deprecatiopn is kicking in

 

[Mudcat]

Man those are some complications I never would have thought of.


No roids here. There have been a few minor outbreaks of pencil-eraser sized nubbins in my life - definitely in the minor category - but it has been a long time since.

 

[Matty]

Good talk all.

 

[reno cool]

we had this discussion at sbr long ago. Its strange to think people wipe their ass differently.

Muddy how is it you're so healthy considering all the drugs and crap you eat? (not to jinx you) Maybe you found some secret recipe to longevity which includes a period of drug abuse followed by a diet of sweets mixed with odd flavored chips.

 

[Mudcat]

Who knows? I got no business being healthy. Good genes I guess. My dad is still going strong.

Although I do have that addiction gene which could have killed me a bunch of times. Not everyone in the family has it - it kinda turns up in random spots. It killed my Uncle Barry when he was somewhere around my current age. It killed a couple grandparents before I was born; they were not old old.

Best advice I can give: don't worry about breakfast. Breakfast is the least important meal of the day.

 

[Mudcat]

And sporcling the countries of the world quiz today, Palestine was there for the first time.

 

[Archie]

I half stand up, lean way forward, grab my left cheek with my left hand to allow for better penetration, and then use my right hand with a practiced thorough-ness.





you don't even wanna know about my WIPING technique

 

[Mudcat]

Pens that suck SUCK!