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Manager - You and your teammate will be asked to do stuff for this project. Do you know how long you'll need? Give me a high-level estimate.

Teammate - What stuff? What do you need? I don't know what to answer... one month? Matty?

Matty - One month sounds appropriately vague.

Manager - Ok thanks guys.



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The stuff my boss gets away with is unbelievable. He can't resist jumping on any occasion for a double entendre. This just happened:

Lesbian manager - So we're launching this cause we're under-penetrated in these markets.

Matty's boss - Wait, in what areas are you under-penetrated? *giggles*

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It's Friday and we're fokken tired.
 
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oh geeze

Today I had a guy call me to accept a deal and my phone, while charging, died and hung up on him. Then he called me back on my other phone and it did the same thing. It was NOT

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but you have to laugh

I did catch some yackoff with another company telling a client I closed his appraisal is still good 2 years later when the rule is 6 months if you're lucky. Rated R for RETARDED.

Same on tired Matty we pushed it hard this weak and Camis and Stevies be feeling like some fokking Zombies

Dinner, movies, wasted. YAP.
 
Not necessarily. She's not on the pill and we're out of condoms. That sounds counterintuitive but her family's pretty religious and she won't have kids before I put a ring on it.

I can hear blitty from here, screaming to put it in her ass.

Blisster I promise to take your advice into consideration.

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You would have plenty of condoms if you didn't waste them on blowjobs.



Too bad they only sell condoms at select locations 3 days a week, look like you're out of luck until Tuesday.

People have no idea how difficult it is to find condoms in a city of 3 million.


Mattaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
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