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I flipped my scale off today. Literally stuck up my middle finger at it angrily. I walked into the next room and picked up my fitbit (it's a little clip that is worn that tracks calories burned) and it said, "Bonjour Teela!"

I yelled, "You dirty fokkin' Frenchie!"

All because it said hello.

I have too many verbal interactions with inanimate objects.
 
It must be a woman thing. My wife weighs herself everyday. I see the scale everyday in the bathroom and not once I ever stepped on it. My clothes fit..why should I weigh myself? And what does the number mean? Will I be happier if I was 220 instead of 222 lbs? I don't think so.
 
I weigh myself every Monday morning, right when I first get up after the full night's sleep, after I pee, still in my underwear.

Although I know that's not my actual weight - my actual weight starts rising and jumping around from that first sip of coffee and all through the day/week - I figger that's the best way to get consistent controlled conditions for week to week comparison so I know where I stand.

My pattern is to be a major snack monster from Monday-Friday, and then I go somewhat low cal on Saturday/Sunday. By Monday morning weigh-in, it's rare that I'm not right where I want to be - to the pound. Depending on how the week went, I might only do 1 low cal day. Theoretically there could be zero but I do love my large snacks every night.

171 is my current goal number. It's been a long time since my weigh-in did not come in between 170.6 and 171.4.

I've got this shit down to a science.
 
Should prolly take my car out today. I don't think I have driven it since Christmas day. I remember having problems in the past when it would sit around for too long.

I need a few groceries and it is ridiculous on principle to drive there - because it is so close - in fact that drive is probably not enough exercise for the car so I will take some longer circuitous route. So that's what I'll do. I'll have to get my own exercise some other way later.

Hopefully the car starts.
 
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