Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

 

[roguejuror]

I feel like such an old lady.

"What do you bring to the conversation?"

Apples and high cholesterol.

it open my eyes to the world of apples

 

[Mudcat]

I have a tendency to say certain words wrong. It is probably due to slowly going mad. I switch sounds around or otherwise rearrange words to suit my fancy.

And then those new pronunciations become ingrained. It is something I fear if I ever get on Jeopardy. Like say there will be a question about "The Boss" and I will buzz in and say, in all gravity, "Who is Bruce Stringbean?"

Or perhaps there will be a question about the continent where France/Germany/etc. are and I will say it in my usual way which rhymes with purple.



Slowly going mad.

 

[Mudcat]

Yerple, in case that wasn't clear.

 

[Teela]

Muddy, I do that with people's last names. I work with a guy that I call hooha. (His name is actually pronounced yoo-haus). I have slipped and called him that once in front of the boss. She didn't catch on, thankfully.

 

[Mudcat]

I'm a pretty advanced case. There are people's names and continents - there is also my grocery list. Hell there is everything.

And, between robustly belting out parts of songs at the drop of a hat, I tend to say a lot of my jibberish things out loud despite being here alone.

Sometimes I wonder what the people who are watching me on hidden cameras think of it all.

 

[Matty]

I add s'es unnecessarily.

I like to play the ping pongs.


If the word is plural to begin with I go one step further.

Have you seen my sockses?


And sometimes I go all out for no valid reason.

I need foodses in my mouth.


Just being an idiot.

 

[Mudcat]

And now I have a 2 year-old nephew suggesting all kinds of new irresistable variations to me such as heliclopter - which I start using and I forget pretty quickly that it is not actually the proper thing.


My appearance on Jeopardy could end up being quite a tragi-comic spectacle.

 

[Mudcat]

I was born on a Monday by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

 

[stevek173]

I really do not understand what happens when I drink. I woke up with 3 laptops in a half circle like some kind of laboratory set up and the xbox playing and I accomplished absolutely nothing that I can see. I don't know why any of that.

 

[Archie]

I add s'es unnecessarily.

I like to play the ping pongs.


If the word is plural to begin with I go one step further.

Have you seen my sockses?


And sometimes I go all out for no valid reason.

I need foodses in my mouth.


Just being an idiot.

that's how ghetto people talk, like a 3 year old that pluralizes everything the same way

pantses instead of pants

I like and have adopted Skinneded as in "that tall light skinneded black guy over there

 

[Mudcat]

I have continued to talk to Jen regularly since she reestablished contact. It has just been on the phone so far but she is talking like it is a foregone conclusion that we will meet up in the future. I think, among other things, she would like to see what I look like and start advising me on that. Which is fine with me - I can use all the help I can get.

Speaking of that, my date for Les Miz said I look good. I was happy to hear that. I was assuming she of all people would not like the current look - and I know she would not have been shy to say so. But I was wrong. It was a thumb's up.

Anyway I guess Jen and I are officially back in each other's lives, at least until the next snit.

 

[Saulty]

When you are made out of steel you don't break like clay. You can bend but you can never break.

 

[Matty]

lookin' extra suave

 

[Mudcat]

Is that a pirate shirt?

 

[Matty]

jus' my extra suave outfit

not wearing any pants btw

 

[Mudcat]

Ah. Free-balling. Excellent choice.

 

[stevek173]

Very impressive. I bet Edge is proud of you.