Random thoughts

[Archie]

I think I saw a human foot and possibly a penis in Matty's freezer.

 

[Matty]

French Canadians commonly use the word "bitch". It has no plural pronunciation, it's "bitchs" with a silent S.

I bet you didn't know that.

 

[Matty]

I think I saw a human foot and possibly a penis in Matty's freezer.

My freezer contains ice cubes and some vanilla ice cream that my roommate eats daily in float form.

Wait, she added some heart-shaped cookie dough recently.

That be it. Fridge is 95% empty. The remaining 5% is expired.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Wait, she added some heart-shaped cookie dough recently.

Who is your roomate, Martha Stewart?

 

[reno cool]

As much as I love you Canadians, between the milk bags and the 50 separate frozen pieces of meat, I don't think I will ever truly understand your eating habits.

Matty did discover the difference between king and snow crab in NO. :

 

[kato]

Who is your roomate, Martha Stewart?

yes

 

[betplom]

French Canadians commonly use the word "bitch". It has no plural pronunciation, it's "bitchs" with a silent S.

I bet you didn't know that.

Sounds to me like French Canadians are actually speaking English.

 

[Archie]

My freezer contains ice cubes and some vanilla ice cream that my roommate eats daily in float form.

Wait, she added some heart-shaped cookie dough recently.

That be it. Fridge is 95% empty. The remaining 5% is expired.

OHHHHH nevermind, that was Muddy's freezer. my bad

 

[Archie]

Muddy, would make a great serial killer. Like a Dexter kind serial killer.

If Muddy, was a Serial killer, I'd support him in that endeavor.

I would also consider a very high honor to some day have Mudcat kill me, dismember, and store my feet and penis in his freezer.

 

[Matty]

Sounds to me like French Canadians are actually speaking English.

Not really. But yes. But no. I dunno. I don't. What? Quoi?

 

[Mudcat]

As much as I love you Canadians, between the milk bags and the 50 separate frozen pieces of meat, I don't think I will ever truly understand your eating habits.

I don't think my meat processing patterns should necessarily be considered representative of the whole nation. I believe it is more of a Mudcat thing than a Canada thing.

It does work excellently well though, I tell you what. :

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy, would make a great serial killer. Like a Dexter kind serial killer.

If Muddy, was a Serial killer, I'd support him in that endeavor.

I would also consider a very high honor to some day have Mudcat kill me, dismember, and store my feet and penis in his freezer.

Oh well shucks.

The big obstacle there though is I am extremely queasy about blood and gore and violence. But maybe we can work something out.

 

[Matty]

My whole team is going to have wings for lunch thanks to this thread.

Gamelive.com

 

[Tron]

Going back to eating healthy after NOLA really blows.

I could really get used to eating fried oysters and Po-Boy slides all the time.

Skinless chicken and broccoli is like eating napkins now.

 

[Matty]

Who is your roomate, Martha Stewart?

Not a bad comparison. She leaves the fokken TV on HGTV all the time.

 

[Archie]

Not a bad comparison. She leaves the fokken TV on HGTV all the time.

I'm out of the loop. what is the current situation with your desire to bang this chick. still holding out, because she is a decent roomate?


what kind of hidden video voyeur pics or videos have you attempted?

 

[Matty]

I'm out of the loop. what is the current situation with your desire to bang this chick. still holding out, because she is a decent roomate?


what kind of hidden video voyeur pics or videos have you attempted?

We're always missing out on each other's outings. She's in Montreal for the week, busy becoming a doctor. But yes, and no. I will bang her if and when I know she won't get too weird afterwards. I don't want her to be my GF. I don't even want a GF. We both totally want to fok each other's brains out.

This'll obviously end very well.

No videos needed, she's walking around half-naked all the time. Whoever decided that tights were an acceptable form of pants is my fokken hero.

 

[Matty]

Feeling like some sort carefree slut lately. It's pretty cool.