Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

I don't know if conditions is the right word exactly. A condition suggests I have some control.

What I seek is a gentleman's agreement of no sucking.

 

[Blitty]

Concerned Qubcois took to Twitter Wednesday just after midnight when a magnitude 4.5 earthquake shook them from sleep. “Didnt really feel like an earthquake at first..i heard a bang like my house was hit by something..then the rumbling,” wrote @LexLuthah. The earthquake hit at 12:19 a.m. about 37 kilometres northwest of Montreal, near Saint Hyacinthe.

I heard it was Quebec separating! !!! !!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! ! !!!!!!! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Matty]

I heard it was Quebec separating! !!! !!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
!!!! ! !!!!!!! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! ! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it too late for me to jump back on the right side of the fence?

Kidding. Fok Quebec. Probably never going back there. I'm moving to Ireland.

 

[FreeFall]

why the fuck do people feel the need to post status/updates/twits/cunts about god damn sports. O REALLY I HAVE NO IDEA DID THE A's WIN TONIGHT!??! REALLY?? Thanks for the fucking update. I was so god damn clueless in this wsdfljsdfksajflskdfjklasjdflkas
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fuck the wrold

 

[Potato]

the A's won tonight

 

[reno cool]

oh cool, did the A's win tonight?

 

[Matty]

why the fuck do people feel the need to post status/updates/twits/cunts about god damn sports. O REALLY I HAVE NO IDEA DID THE A's WIN TONIGHT!??! REALLY?? Thanks for the fucking update. I was so god damn clueless in this wsdfljsdfksajflskdfjklasjdflkas
faskldfjasjklfasl
jdf

fuck the wrold

FreeFall, sponsor me pal. Funds go towards making this wrold a little less fucked.

 

[Mudcat]

I had a friend many years back who attempted the CN Tower climb in a gorilla suit.

Apparently it got very hot.

 

[wal66]

FreeFall, sponsor me pal. Funds go towards making this wrold a little less fucked.

By "making this world a little less fok'd" do you mean a percentage of donations will be skimmed and redirected to Matty's Mustang?

 

[Blitty]

If a magic genie grants you 3 wishes, and 2 of them aren't to go back in time and prevent the holocaust and 9/11-

Are you basically a nazi and/or terrorist?

 

[Saulty]

If a magic genie grants you 3 wishes, and 2 of them aren't to go back in time and prevent the holocaust and 9/11-

Are you basically a nazi and/or terrorist?

That's a good question. If there was no holocaust there wouldn't be Israel as we know it today and there wouldn't be any terrorists so maybe if you could prevent the holocaust there wouldn't be a 9/11.

 

[Archie]

went to an apple orchard to pick apples, but their crops had been damaged from the weird weather this year. So instead of having apples on the trees, they hung rain gutters from their barren trees and put apples they brought in from elsewhere in the gutters for people to pick?

 

[Blitty]

That's a good question. If there was no holocaust there wouldn't be Israel as we know it today and there wouldn't be any terrorists so maybe if you could prevent the holocaust there wouldn't be a 9/11.

Would you do it , saulters?





Or would you wish for an additional inch of girth instead?

 

[Saulty]

Would you do it , saulters?





Or would you wish for an additional inch of girth instead?

I would have prevented the holocaust. The problem would have been me being born in the 70's.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

If a magic genie grants you 3 wishes, and 2 of them aren't to go back in time and prevent the holocaust and 9/11-

Are you basically a nazi and/or terrorist?

You trying to get with some JAP, Blitty?

 

[FreeFall]

If a magic genie grants you 3 wishes, and 2 of them aren't to go back in time and prevent the holocaust and 9/11-

Are you basically a nazi and/or terrorist?

Why would two of my wishes be wasted on something so worldy? I'm no Mother Theresa here. I'm not sure who you're trying to fool either pal.

 

[stevek173]

I love it when a lady fills out a refi application, tells Alissa not to contact her again regarding it but BUT THEN sends us BOTH "Linkedin" invitations to be a professional connection.

 

[Cami]

Don't forget she is seeking employment too!