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Matty
Had my most embarrassing driving moment ever this weekend.

In a quiet small town, I pull up to a red light in the turning lane. Then I realize that I need to turn right, not left. I glance at the rearview mirror quickly then I put the car in reverse.

BANG.

This lady in a low-slung Trans-Am was inches behind me. The sun was producing a lot of glare on my rear window so I never saw her.

I'm freaking out cause I'm sure I caused serious damage to my rental car, so I quickly pull forward a bit then I step out of the car.

I didn't realize that I was on a slight incline, nor that in my nervousness, I put the car in neutral instead of park.

BANG.

:lmao:

I wanted to die. The lady was a good sport about it. No visible damage to her old POS, but I did scratch my rental's bumper quite a bit.

City people shouldn't be allowed out by themselves on the weekend. We're obviously not equipped to handle light/no traffic.

:facepalm:
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:lmao: :facepalm: wow.

Mudcat
Flies and spiders are completely different organisms.

Also (and I'm sure I have mentioned this before) but when it comes to these


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I will go out of my way to avoid harming one. I treat them like I imagine sacred cows are treated in India.
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Rolly polly ollies! I love these things!

RayRay
brown recluse and wolf spiders are crazy around here...i keep glue pads all over the fucking place...usually the ones by the doors have 5-10 spiders on them in a few weeks... i spray profusely inside and out...and have exterminator in every 3 months instead of 6...doesnt matter...just glad they dont fuck with the dogs
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EWWWWW. tell me where I can find these nifty glue things?
I've seen lots of those, and grass spiders (look about the same) and BIG NASTY FAT black spiders. I was cleaning the kitchen the other day and almost touched one I didn't see hiding in the corner, and I saw one in the living room the a few days before that and tried to kill with bug spray but it ran away, so I sprayed the shit out of my living room, now I am debating if it was the same one, or another one, and either way, thank god steven is not afraid of them, I can't even bring myself to pick up their dead bodies. ick.
 
Matty
Had my most embarrassing driving moment ever this weekend.

In a quiet small town, I pull up to a red light in the turning lane. Then I realize that I need to turn right, not left. I glance at the rearview mirror quickly then I put the car in reverse.

BANG.

This lady in a low-slung Trans-Am was inches behind me. The sun was producing a lot of glare on my rear window so I never saw her.

I'm freaking out cause I'm sure I caused serious damage to my rental car, so I quickly pull forward a bit then I step out of the car.

I didn't realize that I was on a slight incline, nor that in my nervousness, I put the car in neutral instead of park.

BANG.

:lmao:

I wanted to die. The lady was a good sport about it. No visible damage to her old POS, but I did scratch my rental's bumper quite a bit.

City people shouldn't be allowed out by themselves on the weekend. We're obviously not equipped to handle light/no traffic.

:facepalm:
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:lmao:

Wow man. The fok.
 
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Clint
Would like to post a pic. But can't because this is a cheap forum. :boo:
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Hm. I am one of the bigger tech boobs you will find but I know how to post pics here. It's a little different than other forums I have seen but it's not hard. I don't mind walking you through it step by step - but as long as it doesn't mean you are going to post a bunch of SBR pics.

I would be really upset if I took the time to type up a detailed procedure only to suddenly see a bunch of pics like,



Okay now here is a pic of [one of any number of interchangable SBR forum cliche dudes] and he is neither funny nor interesting nor in any way useful and he sometimes tries to imitate certain jjgold mannerisms - and here he is standing somewhere with a blank expression. Isn't that great? ROFLMFAO!
 
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