Random thoughts

[RayRay]

kid rayray looks like kid plommer

but how they end up so different

best 1/2 episode of wife swap they have made...kid loves his bacon and chicken nuggets and dont tell him he cant have em

 

[RayRay]

lolzz

 

[reno cool]

Muddy pal, I know better than to expect this all to make sense in the end.

 

[Bread]

Smoked some weed last night. I never smoke weed.

It made me feel ill and I had to come home early.

You kids and your wacky drugs. Give me shit that puts me in the mental ward any day of the week.

Weed is gay.

 

[Blitty]

Did you vape or use combustion the lame way?

Dro and Goatmilk will bury you good after they see this!

 

[Saulty]

I love paint fumes. It's like feeling good while accomplishing something.

 

[stevek173]

Thank you for saving my life Cami. That could have been it for me and even though it would have been an appropriate ending I cannot thank you enough.

I love you and I am forever indebted to you. The orgasms shall wash over you, often.

 

[roguejuror]

Did she do the heimlich maneuver?

 

[roguejuror]

best 1/2 episode of wife swap they have made...kid loves his bacon and chicken nuggets and dont tell him he cant have em

kid is great

so many good quotes

 

[stevek173]

Did she do the heimlich maneuver?

Drank roughly 2 Liters of Rum yesterday she woke up and I was gagging on my own vomit she got me up

Cami saved me

Never drinking like that again

Cami is a hero

 

[Mudcat]

My ears are sore.

 

[Cami]

Thank you for saving my life Cami. That could have been it for me and even though it would have been an appropriate ending I cannot thank you enough.

I love you and I am forever indebted to you. The orgasms shall wash over you, often.

Your welcome mi amore. It's not like a big deal or anything. Just looking out for ya. Same thing you would have done for me. Plus I would much rather be here talking to you, then creating a very sad thread.
Lets hope you have learned your lesson.

 

[Matty]

best 1/2 episode of wife swap they have made...kid loves his bacon and chicken nuggets and dont tell him he cant have em

Holy shit

She needs to eat a little bit and be happy. *shrugs* That's how I do it.

 

[Blitty]

Wally jr..

 

[Matty]

So my apartment has a "gas fireplace", or so I (and the previous tenants) thought. I just went to light it and the label at the bottom says "decorative appliance - NOT A SOURCE OF HEAT".

Which is fine, cause we also have regular electric heating in the place.

The thing is, I had to sign up with the gas company and I get charged around $50 a month for gas usage that I can't explain. There are no gas appliances outside of the non-fireplace. I closed the gas valve myself before the summer.

I think the landlord is splitting the downstairs caf's gas bill equally among all the other apartments and he installed those gas non-fireplaces as make-believe.

Now I have to call this 80-something Greek guy who speaks worse English than me and get all angry and shit.

:

 

[betplom]

Matty, sounds like you mistake passion for anger. The old Greek isn't angry, he's just animated.

My old man (an old Italian) is the same way.

 

[Matty]

I have to get angry plommeur. This guy is some docile old coot.

 

[senco78]

Drank roughly 2 Liters of Rum yesterday she woke up and I was gagging on my own vomit she got me up

Cami saved me

Never drinking like that again

Cami is a hero

been there, done that
now she wants 1/2 of everything