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Free verse poem to the girl who cut my hair that time


i think we had a slight miscommunication

what i said was
#3 clippers on the sides
square back, over the ears
short on top
but apparently you thought i said
please tell me everything you know
or think you know
about vitamins and vitamin supplements
while making me look like Richie Cunningham
 
A random childhood memory. When I was around 12 I had a friend named Marc who did something very odd one day.

Let me describe the scene. Marc was a pretty regular suburban white boy, slightly smaller than average in size. For some reason he decided that day to walk into his regular suburban kitchen and surprise his mother, a regular suburban white mom.

Bizarrely, Marc walked in like Frankenstein, stiff-legged, arms out in front of him. His mom turned and looked at him, puzzled. And as he was staggering around the kitchen like that, he started moaning in zombie-like fashion, "Cuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnt. Cuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnt. Cuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnt."

His mom was stunned and just stood there with her jaw dangling for a number of cunts before snapping back to reality and freaking out and sending him to his room in the manner that one would expect.

To the best of my knowledge Marc never did anything like that before or after.

End of story.
 
Mudcat
A random childhood memory. When I was around 12 I had a friend named Marc who did something very odd one day.

Let me describe the scene. Marc was a pretty regular suburban white boy, slightly smaller than average in size. For some reason he decided that day to walk into his regular suburban kitchen and surprise his mother, a regular suburban white mom.

Bizarrely, Marc walked in like Frankenstein, stiff-legged, arms out in front of him. His mom turned and looked at him, puzzled. And as he was staggering around the kitchen like that, he started moaning in zombie-like fashion, "Cuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnt. Cuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnt. Cuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnt."

His mom was stunned and just stood there with her jaw dangling for a number of cunts before snapping back to reality and freaking out and sending him to his room in the manner that one would expect.

To the best of my knowledge Marc never did anything like that before or after.

End of story.
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:biglaugh: Who'da thunk that the Frankenstein pose did not give you carte blanche for calling yer mom a cunt. Trial and error.

I miss being a(n actual) child.
 
betplom
Yeah, but he never asked for your opinion, he wanted a specific answer and he got one.

Feta or goat cheese is appropriate.

yes it is
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Such hostility...

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I guess my instincts are correct. I have these pork tenderloin sammiches semi-regularly and I have always had them cheeseless.



Meanwhile I just got back from the grocery store where I restocked on cheddar. I bought a big block and immediately cut off a hunk and ate it straight and liked it. So I cut off some more and ate that too.

Shit is happening up in here.
 
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