Random thoughts

[betplom]

Guy Fieri

 

[Matty]

Ricardo Larrive

 

[Archie]

 

[Mudcat]

Muddy what is your opinion on rhetorical questions?

I feel like they really make a statement.

 

[Blitty]

 

[Matty]

I have this neighbour. He owns and operates a popular caf that sits below my 2nd floor apartment. The guy, along with his lovely wife, never leaves the building since he has to run the caf every day from 8am to 11pm. The coffee and food there are absolutely amazing and they play vinyl records on a vintage stereo system. Great spot overall.

Anyway, a couple weeks ago, the guy got a haircut. He went from long scruffy hair to a sort of dorky clean-cut medium-length 'do, not unlike mine. Apparently he hated it cause, the very next day, he had shaved his head completely bald.

That seemed to mark the end of his hair issues.

But this past Monday night, at exactly 2:55am (I checked), he proceeded to pick up a beat-up guitar that just lies there in our shared front yard. I think it has 2 strings on it. Still, he managed to bang a nice groovy riff on it. I was genuinely impressed by how good it sounded, regardless of the fact that I was trying to sleep.

After 4-5 minutes of groovy riffing, he started shrieking.

SO I SHAVED MY FOKKING HEAD,YEEAAAAAAHHHH
I LIKE TO SHAVE MY FOKKING HEAD
I ALWAYS SHAVE MY FOKKING HEAD
YEEAAAAAAHHH

And that was it. Goodnight Toronto, I'm out.



I think my neighbour may have a bit of a drinking problem.

 

[betplom]

Good food and COFFEE in a shithole of a city like Toronto!
Coming from a Montrealer!
We'll have to remember that.

 

[wal66]

Let not a man’s demands for respect be so loud that he doesn’t hear those giving him his respect he so desperately desires.

 

[roguejuror]

I have this neighbour. He owns and operates a popular caf that sits below my 2nd floor apartment. The guy, along with his lovely wife, never leaves the building since he has to run the caf every day from 8am to 11pm. The coffee and food there are absolutely amazing and they play vinyl records on a vintage stereo system. Great spot overall.

Anyway, a couple weeks ago, the guy got a haircut. He went from long scruffy hair to a sort of dorky clean-cut medium-length 'do, not unlike mine. Apparently he hated it cause, the very next day, he had shaved his head completely bald.

That seemed to mark the end of his hair issues.

But this past Monday night, at exactly 2:55am (I checked), he proceeded to pick up a beat-up guitar that just lies there in our shared front yard. I think it has 2 strings on it. Still, he managed to bang a nice groovy riff on it. I was genuinely impressed by how good it sounded, regardless of the fact that I was trying to sleep.

After 4-5 minutes of groovy riffing, he started shrieking.

SO I SHAVED MY FOKKING HEAD,YEEAAAAAAHHHH
I LIKE TO SHAVE MY FOKKING HEAD
I ALWAYS SHAVE MY FOKKING HEAD
YEEAAAAAAHHH

And that was it. Goodnight Toronto, I'm out.



I think my neighbour may have a bit of a drinking problem.

did you take herbert with yall?

 

[Bread]

If my birth name was Archibald, I think I would give myself a self-imposed permanent nickname that would pass as my real name.

Something cool like Herbie or Bart.

 

[Saulty]

If my last name was Long, my middle name was Hugh and my first name was Richard guess what it would have been my nickname.

 

[roguejuror]

but how you end up with Saulty from Pavlos?

 

[Saulty]

but how you end up with Saulty from Pavlos?

Read your Bible.

 

[Matty]

did you take herbert with yall?

How the fok do you know about Herbert?

Herbert's broken but he's here with us, behind the couch.

 

[Archie]

If my last name was Long, my middle name was Hugh and my first name was Richard guess what it would have been my nickname.

AAO?

 

[Mudcat]

I have this neighbour. He owns and operates a popular caf that sits below my 2nd floor apartment. The guy, along with his lovely wife, never leaves the building since he has to run the caf every day from 8am to 11pm. The coffee and food there are absolutely amazing and they play vinyl records on a vintage stereo system. Great spot overall.

Anyway, a couple weeks ago, the guy got a haircut. He went from long scruffy hair to a sort of dorky clean-cut medium-length 'do, not unlike mine. Apparently he hated it cause, the very next day, he had shaved his head completely bald.

That seemed to mark the end of his hair issues.

But this past Monday night, at exactly 2:55am (I checked), he proceeded to pick up a beat-up guitar that just lies there in our shared front yard. I think it has 2 strings on it. Still, he managed to bang a nice groovy riff on it. I was genuinely impressed by how good it sounded, regardless of the fact that I was trying to sleep.

After 4-5 minutes of groovy riffing, he started shrieking.

SO I SHAVED MY FOKKING HEAD,YEEAAAAAAHHHH
I LIKE TO SHAVE MY FOKKING HEAD
I ALWAYS SHAVE MY FOKKING HEAD
YEEAAAAAAHHH

And that was it. Goodnight Toronto, I'm out.



I think my neighbour may have a bit of a drinking problem.

Lyrics are kind of weak. Can you dance to it?

No but seriously man - nice slice of life. :

 

[Bread]

AAO?

Whoops, I wasn't referencing you when writing that. I have an uncle named Archibald. It got me thinking.

 

[FreeFall]

Read your Bible.

which one