Random thoughts

[Mudcat]

And here's something I don't want: alternate endings to movies.

I keep seeing ads for DVD's and they talk about having special features including alternate endings. WTF do I want with an ending that isn't the real ending?

I don't - that's what.

 

[Bread]

Agreed

 

[Mudcat]

Like if I buy a painting, do I want a bunch of other crappy paintings that just weren't good enough to be paintings on their own?

I do not sir!

 

[Matty]

Maybe a reversible painting that you can flip around when you get painting fatigue. An alternate painting. I would like that.

 

[Mudcat]

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[reno cool]

you're right Muddy, it's clear by the picture, mouths are getting bigger.

 

[betplom]

"en retard" is French. It has nothing to do with being a retard.

 

[Matty]

"en retard" is French. It has nothing to do with being a retard.

If a Frenchie hooker calls back and says she's "en retard", flee the country Plommer.

 

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[Matty]

Muddy I support your artistic endeavours, whatever the intention behind them.

Up to a certain point.

Defacing Scarlett is, hmmm, audacious.

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Matty]

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[reno cool]

so you sayin this not what she really looks like?

 

[Matty]

What?

 

[roguejuror]

reno i think they are duping us

 

[betplom]

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1) Honda
2) Yamaha

 

[Matty]

Ikea shopping bags aren't puke-tight.

 

[reno cool]

rj, I'm not familiar with many young celebrity types.