Random thoughts

[Tron]

Michelle Pfeiffer looks REALLY great for her age. Epitome of COUGAR.

54 years old. Common one time.

 

[reno cool]

lol. i don't get it, people want to rent apartments when they have no means of paying? Sounds like here I guess.

My house search continues. I get denied. I offer to pay the whole lease up front. They still say no.

I've had this problem, so ridiculous. Money don't mean shit after all. They want to be assured that you're taking up the ass from some important employer and credit card company.

 

[Matty]

I've had this problem, so ridiculous. Money don't mean shit after all. They want to be assured that you're taking up the ass from some important employer and credit card company.

I'm not asking for a credit report. or a job. Just some kind of proof that you can afford the place and the name of ONE person, ideally a past landlord, who's willing to say something good about you.

These two requirements alone disqualify over half the applications I get.

 

[rito]

Oh i have good credit, references from past landlords, two people willing to put up their properties as collateral, bank statements that show monthly deposits in amount of at least 5 times the monthly rent.

Colorado here we come. probably cant rent there either now though lol.

 

[Matty]

Then why would you get denied?

What did you do dorito?

Wanna rent a sweet 2br in downtown Toronto? It's zoned commercial, so you could set up a Canadian office there.

 

[rito]

I don't know, maybe because every person in this countries job is to make things as impossible as they can be for me. They want a colombian income.

I can't afford Toronto Matty. I want a 250 square meter 4 bedroom house for no more than $1,000 a month.

 

[rito]

And I want my fucking Neteller card to come.

 

[choo]

I don't know, maybe because every person in this countries job is to make things as impossible as they can be for me. They want a colombian income.

I can't afford Toronto Matty. I want a 250 square meter 4 bedroom house for no more than $1,000 a month.

why so many bedrooms?

 

[Matty]

la familia

 

[rito]

why so many bedrooms?

one for spa.
one for emily.
one for mrs durito
one for me.

 

[betplom]

Who is Spa?

 

[choo]

spa. nice.

I cant believe I'd never had watermelon juice until this morning. the game is rigged, man.

 

[betplom]

spa. nice.

I cant believe I'd never had watermelon juice until this morning. the game is rigged, man.

So basically you're saying you've been eating dry watermelons all these years?

Choo common.

 

[choo]

a glass of watermelon juice, plom.

 

[roguejuror]

matty would you rent to me? only thing i could provide is a fla driver license

gl on the card rito

come here damn it, i got 4br 2 bath living room office space a patio a huge front yard with garage and perimetral wall in nice neighborhood for $250

it's good choo

 

[rito]

gl on the card rito

MB sent me a security token, arrived via FedEx from Sofia, Bulgaria. Took 4 days. Yet the neteller card never comes.

 

[roguejuror]

what's that like $200 shipment for them lol

 

[rito]

what's that like $200 shipment for them lol

has to be. it cost my mom $100 to fedex my debit card here from colorado.

the funny thing is this key doesnt benefit MB at all. it didn't cost me anything, there are no fees. The Neteller card that they obviously do not spend lots of money to ship would generate them probably thousands of dollars of fees per year.