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Mudcat
No but seriously man, I really am amazed at what morons some people are.

Case in point: I am driving my car into my underground parking. This involves driving up to a little key-thing outside the door, then you open the door with your key and you drive in there. Very standard sort of set up.

So I open the door in the usual manner and start driving towards it. Suddenly, as I am just a few feet from the entrance to the parking, some guy from inside steps right into the overhead doorway which I have just opened.

I am damn close to hitting him. I can't see him coming. I can't see through bricks. He doesn't peek around the corner first. He is just suddenly right there. I have to jump on the brake.

Dude looks surprised, scared. I can see him sucking in a startled breath.

What a moron.

I promise you, the opening of that door is never a divine event. It always means someone is coming. And there is a man door right there of course. Dude had to walk right past it to get to the overhead door. But I guess an open overhead door was just too enticing compared to the effort of opening a man door which would have involved using an arm.

What a cockroach.

Dude was so surprised that someone was there. I can picture him now. I wish I could go back and punch that surprised moron face of his.
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Come to the entrance of a casino in Vegas and you'll be mystified by the inability of people to open doors themselves. If there is one door open out of a total of thirteen, 200 people will line up (not single file of course) to enter through the already opened door. People will walk 12 feet out of their way to catch an open door rather than opening one themselves. I don't get it. Doors are not particularly complex. It doesn't take a great deal of energy to pull a door open. Do people just not like pulling things?

I have formulated a theory which is currently undergoing rigorous hypothesis testing: People are fat and lazy.
 
Talking about bridges, I always imagined bridges coming apart while we were driving on them, like in some sort of a movie scene. Then determining whether we would make it out alive or if we would be stuck in the car and would have to make our escape underwater.

I still do it now sometimes.
 
MonkeyF0cker
Come to the entrance of a casino in Vegas and you'll be mystified by the inability of people to open doors themselves. If there is one door open out of a total of thirteen, 200 people will line up (not single file of course) to enter through the already opened door. People will walk 12 feet out of their way to catch an open door rather than opening one themselves. I don't get it. Doors are not particularly complex. It doesn't take a great deal of energy to pull a door open. Do people just not like pulling things?

I have formulated a theory which is currently undergoing rigorous hypothesis testing: People are fat and lazy.
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Similar effect to dude who parks in the handicapped space when there is an open regular space, 2 spots away. Dude saves himself, what, 4.5 steps each way?

He was not fat. He actually looked like he probably works out. Think of that.

But certain humans are just programmed to avoid certain efforts. Wired for lame-ass-ness.



Then consider the moron I almost ran into yesterday who is wired for lameness in that way - combined with being too stupid to interpret the most basic cause-and-effect. How does the species go on?

Ugh. I shouldn't have gotten started. I believe it was Matty who said, "Most humans are a big bag of suck."

I will leave it at that.



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Just went to Tim Hortons to get my Sunday coffees. I sez:

"3 extra large coffees, 2 with double cream, one with poison."

The girl starts preparing my order.

"Oh shoot," I sez, "what am I doing? Is it too late to change that? No poison. All three with double cream."

"Sure no problem," she sez.


I need to pay attention to what I'm doing.
 
Mudcat
Similar effect to dude who parks in the handicapped space when there is an open regular space, 2 spots away. Dude saves himself, what, 4.5 steps each way?

He was not fat. He actually looked like he probably works out. Think of that.

But certain humans are just programmed to avoid certain efforts. Wired for lame-ass-ness.
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Yeah. That's my favorite. People will do that in the casino parking lots too.

There are six spots, four or five stalls down and if they see you walking to your car, they'll stop in the middle of the row and wait for you to pull out so they can grab your spot.

So, I'll just sit in my car without pulling out to see how long the lazy assholes will sit there and block traffic. I find silly enjoyment out of them getting pissed off at ME because of it.
 
reno cool
I don't like when people sit in a car waiting for someone to pull out of a parking spot, often causing a traffic jam behind. Just park wherever is open and walk a few extra feet. If everybody did that then you might drive up on a good open spot some times.
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LOL. Should have read this before my post I guess.

See above.
 
Mudcat
I hear one of the DC Comics superheroes previously assumed to be straight is going to come out as gay in the near future. We don't know who it is; all we know is that when he's not saving the world, he enjoys some penis on the side.

Large news.
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Fok, I bet it's gonna be Aqua Man. Robin would be too easy so they'll make Aqua Man a homo, bastards!
 
The article I glanced at was speculating Green Lantern. I must confess, I don't know from Green Lantern. I don't know a whole lot about Aquaman either.

I really just know a few select superheroes from movies I have seen. I was never one for reading comic books. I have seen a number of Batman movies, a couple Spidermans, Iron Man, Superman.

If any of them wants to honk on bobo, I don't mind.



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